The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12611. | Thanh Son (thanhsonzorro) | 84.27 | 94% | 2011-11-19 |
| 12612. | Peter (pann) | 84.27 | 93% | 2016-03-06 |
| 12613. | Sam (liiondzn) | 84.26 | 99% | 2020-10-16 |
| 12614. | Nozuzius (nozuzius) | 84.26 | 93% | 2016-03-18 |
| 12615. | Vo Danh (training4069) | 84.26 | 93% | 2012-05-28 |
| 12616. | Simone (pointy_) | 84.25 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 12617. | Dre (goobird) | 84.25 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 12618. | Brian (leviatan625) | 84.24 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 12619. | david (ipilotaneva) | 84.24 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 12620. | Josh (upaymeifixit) | 84.24 | 98% | 2013-08-22 |
| 12621. | Anoop JS (anoopjs) | 84.24 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 12622. | BlindDoc (drnoire) | 84.23 | 95% | 2022-07-06 |
| 12623. | ghostmountain (ghostmountain) | 84.23 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 12624. | Mooru (mooru) | 84.23 | 96% | 2014-01-05 |
| 12625. | Lukas (lukasrade) | 84.23 | 92% | 2016-12-01 |
| 12626. | Jeffrey (descraton) | 84.23 | 95% | 2011-08-31 |
| 12627. | Amr (amrsaqr) | 84.22 | 96% | 2012-11-04 |
| 12628. | Alan (erical77) | 84.22 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12629. | nyet (slickman) | 84.22 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 12630. | Emily (sixseater) | 84.22 | 91% | 2016-05-07 |
| 12631. | Brandon (solasce) | 84.22 | 96% | 2012-08-31 |
| 12632. | Phil (moonchild58) | 84.21 | 97.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 12633. | Nerd Typist (nonquit_accuracy) | 84.21 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 12634. | keke (hpchco) | 84.21 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 12635. | torquemaster (bogdipufosu) | 84.21 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12636. | memo (memost) | 84.21 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 12637. | Augusto (augustobid) | 84.21 | 95% | 2015-06-20 |
| 12638. | Shedo (shedosurashu) | 84.21 | 98% | 2011-12-23 |
| 12639. | Timothée (shafounet) | 84.21 | 94% | 2013-11-11 |
| 12640. | Trav (travm) | 84.21 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |