I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6865. | Julie (jxlieh) | 99.34 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 6866. | Soapy (arabiansoap) | 99.33 | 100% | 2026-03-11 |
| 6867. | Tim (tigothy) | 99.33 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 6868. | Evan (__evab__) | 99.33 | 98.2% | 2024-06-25 |
| 6869. | Arctixel (gongshang) | 99.33 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 6870. | terrantula (terrantula) | 99.32 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 6871. | trout cooker (perpetuallytr... | 99.32 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 6872. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 99.32 | 99% | 2018-03-24 |
| 6873. | InnerPotat (innerpotat) | 99.31 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 6874. | chipy (chipysmile) | 99.31 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 6875. | simonator (realsimonator) | 99.30 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 6876. | Eric (ericbound) | 99.29 | 99% | 2020-08-08 |
| 6877. | Kristen (kristenpoops) | 99.29 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 6878. | Florian (flox04) | 99.29 | 98.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 6879. | Imp (hehexdlmaoxgodx) | 99.29 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 6880. | ..... (baskoroi) | 99.28 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 6881. | chandara (chan92) | 99.27 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 6882. | Abhi (akg37) | 99.27 | 98% | 2024-05-02 |
| 6883. | Marcus (mng389) | 99.27 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6884. | Ion (incode4it) | 99.27 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 6885. | Real (slendymale) | 99.27 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 6886. | Jacob (solace72) | 99.27 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 6887. | Type, type, type! Yeah! (al... | 99.26 | 97.2% | 2025-02-15 |
| 6888. | keshav (lmao_keke) | 99.26 | 97.1% | 2023-05-24 |
| 6889. | Tedward (tedward765) | 99.26 | 98.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 6890. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 99.26 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 6891. | Nikos (nikosoik) | 99.25 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 6892. | curry (thecurryedone) | 99.25 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 6893. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 99.24 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 6894. | NoSoupForYou (nosoupforyou) | 99.24 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |