Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23793. | Jack Sparrow (chronousnemesis) | 62.90 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 23794. | TheWizard0920 (thewizard0920) | 62.90 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 23795. | Jonah (contradict) | 62.89 | 93% | 2014-08-29 |
| 23796. | rawwell (rawwell) | 62.89 | 95% | 2014-01-31 |
| 23797. | Peter (vajco) | 62.89 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
| 23798. | Leon (leonnoelimagery) | 62.89 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 23799. | rowdy (hari_knight_hawks10) | 62.89 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 23800. | T-Money (bigboydragon) | 62.89 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 23801. | Blake (hanlentt) | 62.88 | 95% | 2021-11-10 |
| 23802. | Agamemnon (agamemnon_) | 62.88 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
| 23803. | Hunter (triplexx66) | 62.88 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
| 23804. | Lia (liadali_79) | 62.88 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 23805. | Hail (voolcan) | 62.87 | 95% | 2015-03-25 |
| 23806. | Tricia (speeder2u) | 62.87 | 94% | 2014-02-11 |
| 23807. | Ethan (ethanz6174) | 62.87 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 23808. | Federick (sutono) | 62.87 | 100% | 2013-12-26 |
| 23809. | tas (tahz) | 62.86 | 98% | 2016-08-11 |
| 23810. | Perry (winterzero) | 62.86 | 97% | 2014-06-10 |
| 23811. | stephanie (steph17) | 62.86 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 23812. | Đạo (dokhoadao) | 62.86 | 94% | 2011-07-14 |
| 23813. | Mårten (glork) | 62.86 | 96% | 2013-04-29 |
| 23814. | sohta (sohta) | 62.86 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 23815. | Matthew (msloehr) | 62.86 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 23816. | Aditya (someone_me) | 62.86 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
| 23817. | Baguette (baguette) | 62.85 | 93% | 2012-10-24 |
| 23818. | HanLuu (hanluunguyen) | 62.85 | 97% | 2012-04-06 |
| 23819. | Nguyen (nguyenkj) | 62.85 | 98% | 2011-08-18 |
| 23820. | Johan (kyjo) | 62.85 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 23821. | Shine (shinekukkar) | 62.85 | 92% | 2016-06-02 |
| 23822. | Its Me (infinityyt) | 62.85 | 96% | 2020-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |