I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8604. | waterhan (waterhan) | 94.03 | 98% | 2025-09-20 |
| 8605. | FR0ST (x_fr0st_x) | 94.03 | 95.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 8606. | Mentafind (mentafind) | 94.03 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 8607. | Daniel (danielmini0101) | 94.03 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 8608. | Danny (dannydog) | 94.02 | 98.2% | 2023-08-16 |
| 8609. | (wordish) | 94.02 | 100% | 2023-01-16 |
| 8610. | Turkish (turkish_style) | 94.02 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 8611. | Adam (joe1234567) | 94.01 | 97.7% | 2024-12-13 |
| 8612. | mahesh (kakashi757) | 94.01 | 99% | 2022-05-23 |
| 8613. | Rachel (rlau) | 94.01 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 8614. | David (dlreed27) | 94.01 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8615. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 94.01 | 99% | 2019-12-19 |
| 8616. | Drew (drew34000) | 94.00 | 100% | 2019-02-17 |
| 8617. | tutoo (tutoo1) | 94.00 | 99.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 8618. | Funky (funkychunkymon) | 94.00 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 8619. | G (gee206) | 94.00 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| 8620. | Harsh (_harshgupta) | 93.99 | 98.8% | 2024-05-07 |
| 8621. | Duong (softtyper) | 93.99 | 91% | 2017-02-11 |
| 8622. | Lucas (xxtimedilation) | 93.98 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
| 8623. | Lnrsdw (elcidvirgel) | 93.97 | 98% | 2025-10-08 |
| 8624. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 93.96 | 98.8% | 2024-11-04 |
| 8625. | Fluffyox (fluffyox) | 93.96 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
| 8626. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 93.96 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 8627. | Allison (allis0n_cabala) | 93.96 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 8628. | Naru (solvereign) | 93.95 | 97.6% | 2025-03-31 |
| 8629. | Yantro (yantro) | 93.95 | 96% | 2024-10-04 |
| 8630. | Nishchay Raj (nishchayraj) | 93.95 | 98% | 2022-02-05 |
| 8631. | Dvorak (kkqu) | 93.94 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 8632. | enivevine (iasbihtdtty) | 93.93 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 8633. | Victor (susavile) | 93.92 | 100% | 2017-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |