It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4548. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 54.07 | 95% | 2020-08-15 |
| 4549. | Will (w1llmcl) | 54.06 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4550. | meg (wyandotte) | 54.05 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4551. | Al (al_gha23) | 54.05 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 4552. | Alex (delvern) | 54.03 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 4553. | Josué (morfeu_123) | 54.02 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4554. | wyldeman99 (wyldeman99) | 54.02 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 4555. | Siggis (siggy00) | 54.01 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4556. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 54.00 | 95% | 2020-03-23 |
| 4557. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 53.98 | 95% | 2018-10-07 |
| 4558. | daniel (danielgarth) | 53.94 | 97% | 2019-02-17 |
| 4559. | Sylwester (tardziel) | 53.91 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4560. | B (bellbo) | 53.89 | 97% | 2019-01-10 |
| 4561. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 53.86 | 95% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4562. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 53.85 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 4563. | kagan (sassenach34) | 53.70 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 4564. | area_51 (amritspkt65) | 53.69 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 4565. | Soft (soft_hand) | 53.69 | 94% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4566. | jun (jun0sck) | 53.68 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
| 4567. | Quibz (white_fire) | 53.68 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
| 4568. | Sokudou (sokudou) | 53.66 | 94% | 2020-09-14 |
| 4569. | Guy (gulybuly) | 53.65 | 94% | 2020-09-28 |
| 4570. | Gareth (garethlyh) | 53.60 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| 4571. | Hiếu Trần (singingpango... | 53.57 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 4572. | Ilya (wwnbb) | 53.52 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 4573. | Goudham (hamothy_) | 53.49 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| 4574. | cody (cody62) | 53.48 | 95% | 2018-03-27 |
| 4575. | Saral (scrummaster) | 53.46 | 95% | 2018-07-26 |
| 4576. | Mark (alltoes) | 53.41 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
| 4577. | Maria (maria5555) | 53.37 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |