Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4962. | rohit (rohitbasiwal) | 41.78 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 4963. | Wing (jeffrey_leung) | 41.74 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 4964. | louie (v1ruzz009) | 41.68 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 4965. | Alex (amamone) | 41.65 | 93% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4966. | Joshiah (joshiah) | 41.65 | 93% | 2019-02-27 |
| 4967. | Anunad (anunadsingh99) | 41.61 | 95% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4968. | Maria (maria5555) | 41.60 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 4969. | Raymond (thiccthighs) | 41.55 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 4970. | Elv (elviso) | 41.52 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4971. | Retsam101 (retsam101) | 41.51 | 94% | 2018-09-26 |
| 4972. | Mayank (mmayank74) | 41.50 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4973. | Lukáš (sadascz) | 41.47 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 4974. | Jack (jackwarren430) | 41.39 | 96% | 2018-02-07 |
| 4975. | sanzh (easy140bpm) | 41.32 | 95% | 2019-04-06 |
| 4976. | TacyPred (aftecraft) | 41.06 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 4977. | tstats[indyscott02] (indysc... | 40.98 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
| 4978. | Soham (sofaman) | 40.96 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 4979. | Hung (yimin) | 40.91 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4980. | Carbon (carbon28) | 40.88 | 94% | 2020-02-21 |
| 4981. | Alin (alinsteve) | 40.87 | 95% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4982. | Buster (artistinthehoodie) | 40.83 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 4983. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 40.73 | 91% | 2019-10-07 |
| 4984. | zahra (zahra_navidi) | 40.61 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4985. | Alex (mralejandro) | 40.50 | 95% | 2018-02-03 |
| 4986. | li (helloworld2333) | 40.43 | 95% | 2018-02-20 |
| 4987. | Your Time Shall... (shall_b... | 40.16 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 4988. | Classy Soup (classysoup) | 39.99 | 93% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4989. | Ajoy (ajoy1661) | 39.89 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 4990. | hau (hau1228) | 39.87 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 4991. | Jarren (killacherry) | 39.84 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |