So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24006. | andrew (duncan01) | 62.06 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 24007. | sprwhk (sprwhwk) | 62.06 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 24008. | Arturo (techxnique) | 62.06 | 95% | 2016-01-29 |
| 24009. | cowboy (cowboy1) | 62.06 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 24010. | bogits (carmencopper) | 62.06 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 24011. | Jimmy (jimmy10hands) | 62.05 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 24012. | Han-Yi (Robert) (robert13224) | 62.05 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 24013. | John (brodros) | 62.05 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 24014. | Ethan (ethanwander) | 62.05 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 24015. | Alex (someone1) | 62.05 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 24016. | stephanie (steph17) | 62.05 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 24017. | tyler (jackie_chan) | 62.05 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 24018. | Radu (rhadoo611) | 62.04 | 92% | 2016-05-11 |
| 24019. | Andre (anerdmermaid) | 62.04 | 96% | 2013-08-09 |
| 24020. | KHUSHI M™ (sweetgal_khushi) | 62.04 | 97% | 2013-07-08 |
| 24021. | pornima (pornima) | 62.04 | 97% | 2014-01-29 |
| 24022. | Marwane (soceu30) | 62.03 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
| 24023. | Riley (0wned21) | 62.03 | 92% | 2014-03-22 |
| 24024. | Manohar (mbmanohars) | 62.03 | 90% | 2014-01-09 |
| 24025. | race? Insta iampankajdhondh... | 62.03 | 97.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 24026. | David (cptdavid) | 62.03 | 97.9% | 2023-10-14 |
| 24027. | Hans (hootenanny1) | 62.03 | 89% | 2012-11-20 |
| 24028. | satyam (satyamhnk) | 62.03 | 91% | 2014-03-06 |
| 24029. | dash (quoc_dat736) | 62.03 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 24030. | Rick (oddmorty) | 62.02 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 24031. | APS (arsh_aps) | 62.02 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 24032. | Ex (not_a_razer) | 62.02 | 94% | 2022-09-19 |
| 24033. | Alex (gautz41) | 62.02 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
| 24034. | Phillip (phillywilly93) | 62.01 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 24035. | Jeremy (mises) | 62.01 | 97.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |