The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8329. | Fayaz Ali (fayazalilashari) | 92.82 | 98% | 2012-03-26 |
| 8330. | Bruce (kabayakii) | 92.81 | 96% | 2016-11-17 |
| 8331. | thpenther (sspenkerr) | 92.81 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 8332. | murdershards (murdershards) | 92.81 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 8333. | T (tt147) | 92.80 | 99% | 2021-07-30 |
| 8334. | Exquisition (raimi) | 92.80 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 8335. | waterismagnificent (wateris... | 92.79 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 8336. | Jen (jen314) | 92.79 | 99% | 2018-11-27 |
| 8337. | Han (mozes) | 92.78 | 98% | 2014-01-05 |
| 8338. | 65best (dunneljir) | 92.78 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 8339. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 92.78 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 8340. | Warren (warrudd) | 92.78 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 8341. | justhin (justhinmadjos) | 92.78 | 95% | 2016-10-14 |
| 8342. | Implosive (ximplosive) | 92.77 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 8343. | Theodore (theo52) | 92.77 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 8344. | Eric (eclymer) | 92.77 | 89% | 2016-09-01 |
| 8345. | J (sobased) | 92.76 | 94% | 2013-01-23 |
| 8346. | Andres (andresnavarro) | 92.76 | 98% | 2013-05-16 |
| 8347. | amanullah (amanullah32) | 92.75 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 8348. | Doop (doopers) | 92.75 | 96% | 2013-07-11 |
| 8349. | DEX (dbrown1e) | 92.75 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 8350. | Nathan (nate_k_) | 92.75 | 94% | 2014-06-17 |
| 8351. | Jason (epiking) | 92.75 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 8352. | Tyler (t_lyman) | 92.74 | 95% | 2013-02-09 |
| 8353. | mrvp (mrvp08) | 92.74 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 8354. | Kevin (kevinparkit) | 92.74 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 8355. | Kemin (kemin) | 92.74 | 97% | 2011-07-24 |
| 8356. | Jay (anond) | 92.74 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 8357. | mark (sfbutter) | 92.74 | 98% | 2016-11-16 |
| 8358. | Rosi (rositalokita) | 92.74 | 92% | 2016-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |