The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30928. | (mailo95) | 48.55 | 91% | 2017-01-26 |
| 30929. | (damirme) | 48.55 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 30930. | (decision) | 48.54 | 83% | 2012-11-07 |
| 30931. | (vrushhh_001) | 48.53 | 95% | 2022-07-11 |
| 30932. | Brian (sharkfighter) | 48.53 | 95% | 2012-10-26 |
| 30933. | (naimaa) | 48.53 | 95% | 2011-11-15 |
| 30934. | (loli_pomf) | 48.52 | 94% | 2020-10-04 |
| 30935. | (sam1507) | 48.51 | 89% | 2012-07-02 |
| 30936. | Saharuss (saharuss) | 48.50 | 89% | 2015-05-23 |
| 30937. | (jlon1055) | 48.49 | 89% | 2015-08-05 |
| 30938. | (rjey) | 48.48 | 96% | 2020-08-30 |
| 30939. | (apostle) | 48.48 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 30940. | gaming (storm1999) | 48.45 | 93% | 2021-01-21 |
| 30941. | Javierskii (javierskii) | 48.44 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 30942. | (prajinpt09) | 48.44 | 93.9% | 2023-05-25 |
| 30943. | (juggydog) | 48.44 | 92% | 2011-10-24 |
| 30944. | strange (soartyper) | 48.43 | 89% | 2017-03-24 |
| 30945. | (hieu999) | 48.41 | 93% | 2021-05-07 |
| 30946. | Geert (gburg) | 48.41 | 89% | 2014-11-24 |
| 30947. | (ciornas) | 48.40 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 30948. | (10vitesse) | 48.40 | 94% | 2023-02-21 |
| 30949. | (thedan123) | 48.39 | 95% | 2023-02-12 |
| 30950. | (allawi1085) | 48.38 | 92% | 2015-09-27 |
| 30951. | (winnerb43) | 48.38 | 94% | 2016-09-14 |
| 30952. | (kirasky) | 48.37 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
| 30953. | (alimc2007) | 48.36 | 94% | 2020-11-16 |
| 30954. | (rydhuan) | 48.36 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 30955. | (vuquynghia2) | 48.35 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| 30956. | (ludwing) | 48.35 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 30957. | (mrspoopybuttholes) | 48.34 | 94% | 2022-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |