The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16719. | A (kerning) | 77.13 | 96% | 2018-08-30 |
| 16720. | slow (slowtypist234) | 77.13 | 97% | 2011-09-19 |
| 16721. | Sazhuhy (sazhuhy) | 77.12 | 99% | 2013-03-04 |
| 16722. | Gui (gui1802) | 77.12 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 16723. | potatu (ulgyscptato) | 77.12 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 16724. | Tedward (tedward765) | 77.12 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 16725. | Wayne (kw97) | 77.12 | 95% | 2011-06-25 |
| 16726. | joemppe (joemppe) | 77.12 | 93% | 2012-03-06 |
| 16727. | Tim (yutuyt) | 77.11 | 94% | 2018-10-03 |
| 16728. | Sandy (mimci) | 77.11 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 16729. | Simon (p_simon) | 77.11 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 16730. | Raúl (ralph904) | 77.11 | 96% | 2012-01-27 |
| 16731. | Lord (lordkail) | 77.11 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 16732. | Kevin (no2pzl) | 77.11 | 94% | 2013-09-25 |
| 16733. | Glen (mclaren1988) | 77.11 | 94% | 2012-12-13 |
| 16734. | jess (jess7391) | 77.11 | — | 2009-02-19 |
| 16735. | joialis (jaiso) | 77.10 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 16736. | milo (soapsudz) | 77.10 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 16737. | Audrey (catholicguilt) | 77.10 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 16738. | Anthony (thebigez) | 77.10 | 96% | 2013-10-08 |
| 16739. | Cloud (squall_final_heaven) | 77.10 | 96% | 2017-08-23 |
| 16740. | ♪♫♪♫♫♪ (adthem1) | 77.10 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 16741. | Pinnen (pinnen) | 77.10 | 93% | 2013-11-14 |
| 16742. | Radcliffe (tolagali) | 77.10 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 16743. | Surya (suryayadavalli) | 77.10 | 93% | 2011-08-15 |
| 16744. | Ryan (ryannlii) | 77.09 | 99% | 2022-04-07 |
| 16745. | Max (bolognacolonel) | 77.09 | 95% | 2017-01-21 |
| 16746. | Lai (lai_) | 77.09 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 16747. | Pepe (pepengcute@gmail.com) | 77.09 | 92% | 2015-07-24 |
| 16748. | Melanie (xlilmelly32x) | 77.08 | 96% | 2011-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |