And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5304. | Asayae (crystal_sakura) | 110.99 | 99% | 2020-07-08 |
| 5305. | Tessa (tlw34) | 110.99 | 97% | 2011-08-09 |
| 5306. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 110.98 | 98.8% | 2023-11-04 |
| 5307. | Scryp (scryp) | 110.98 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 5308. | Fade (fadeintercut) | 110.97 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 5309. | Rod (rodrit) | 110.97 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 5310. | Chris (thrash3r) | 110.96 | 95% | 2015-01-06 |
| 5311. | bwian (brianschao) | 110.95 | 91% | 2015-05-19 |
| 5312. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 110.95 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 5313. | Arvin (stillmatic) | 110.94 | 91% | 2016-09-24 |
| 5314. | mogeta (mogeta) | 110.94 | 98% | 2011-11-27 |
| 5315. | Melissa (dieseldaug16) | 110.93 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
| 5316. | Matthew (clubmeber) | 110.93 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 5317. | nathan (ironiik) | 110.93 | 97% | 2013-06-01 |
| 5318. | Sam (samk920) | 110.93 | 92% | 2012-11-29 |
| 5319. | OU (ounurse) | 110.93 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 5320. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 110.92 | 100% | 2018-12-03 |
| 5321. | Baolong Truong (so_os) | 110.92 | 96% | 2016-11-27 |
| 5322. | Dongle (wankle) | 110.91 | 94% | 2016-05-16 |
| 5323. | raz🐢 (razman) | 110.91 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 5324. | Brett (mrmahn) | 110.91 | 99% | 2023-06-10 |
| 5325. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 110.91 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 5326. | ksit (furysummoner) | 110.91 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 5327. | Sarbjot (sjessop) | 110.91 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 5328. | em;)y (emwinky) | 110.91 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 5329. | James (airgunner) | 110.91 | 92% | 2015-03-15 |
| 5330. | Tyler (tnguye8926) | 110.90 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 5331. | Eivind (myrddhin) | 110.90 | 98% | 2014-09-12 |
| 5332. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 110.90 | 98% | 2012-12-10 |
| 5333. | TeXeR (texer) | 110.89 | 92% | 2011-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |