Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4974. | cLone (kirina) | 54.77 | 95% | 2017-10-10 |
| 4975. | Bachiri (bachiri) | 54.77 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 4976. | wgxxgw (wgxxgw) | 54.77 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 4977. | Cade (cadelanktree) | 54.76 | 95% | 2020-08-07 |
| 4978. | Egnar (egnar) | 54.76 | 96% | 2019-05-17 |
| 4979. | Ahmad (ahmadsabbagh) | 54.72 | 95% | 2020-02-29 |
| 4980. | Eric (yuurrrrr) | 54.71 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
| 4981. | Dan (dansheme) | 54.71 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
| 4982. | Chinwendu (quickey_1) | 54.70 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 4983. | sothea (sothea9) | 54.69 | 96% | 2020-06-11 |
| 4984. | Mahbub (fmmr001bd) | 54.69 | 96% | 2019-07-20 |
| 4985. | DanGaL2017 (dangal2017) | 54.68 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
| 4986. | PkPenguin (pkpenguin) | 54.67 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 4987. | Tim (auticons) | 54.66 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 4988. | Riyo (riyonaldi) | 54.63 | 95% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4989. | Gabriel (the_bata) | 54.62 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 4990. | Andreas (theor) | 54.61 | 96% | 2019-08-16 |
| 4991. | Robert (snyper7) | 54.61 | 94% | 2020-08-23 |
| 4992. | Dalia (flowhy_) | 54.60 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 4993. | boo (hoopha) | 54.60 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 4994. | Nikolaus (nixerl) | 54.59 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4995. | Jimmy (quazy_43) | 54.55 | 94% | 2021-08-07 |
| 4996. | nishant (nishp19) | 54.55 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 4997. | Alexander (adesso) | 54.52 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 4998. | Rika (z3us99) | 54.50 | 94% | 2020-10-01 |
| 4999. | Tit (cyc39) | 54.50 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 5000. | Firelord (jetray) | 54.48 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 5001. | Jai (tnaham) | 54.47 | 93% | 2019-12-05 |
| 5002. | shivam (tambourinetower) | 54.47 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 5003. | Mahdi (mahdiranjbar) | 54.47 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |