The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9469. | Solid (solidtheory) | 90.33 | 91% | 2012-03-08 |
| 9470. | Clark (mr_wayne) | 90.33 | 96% | 2014-01-02 |
| 9471. | Deric (heaven81) | 90.33 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 9472. | Séamus (shay42) | 90.33 | 96% | 2016-01-06 |
| 9473. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 90.33 | 94% | 2012-12-23 |
| 9474. | Matti (djveslemoy) | 90.33 | 98% | 2012-09-16 |
| 9475. | i am (ashou) | 90.32 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 9476. | Nina (ninbean101) | 90.32 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 9477. | albatross (awehiuaf) | 90.32 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9478. | Effarig (effarig) | 90.32 | 92% | 2013-10-01 |
| 9479. | whoelsehighafrn (slimjohnso... | 90.31 | 99% | 2020-03-20 |
| 9480. | Luvion (luvionjin) | 90.31 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 9481. | candyyyyyyy (andewa_05) | 90.31 | 96.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9482. | pen (lock3r) | 90.30 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
| 9483. | Henr (bantoe) | 90.30 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 9484. | Zack (coolguy69) | 90.30 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 9485. | Amtrix (amtrix) | 90.29 | 94% | 2013-07-07 |
| 9486. | Snow (snowfrost918) | 90.29 | 96% | 2019-08-11 |
| 9487. | Jimmy (zen529) | 90.29 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 9488. | Robert (galeknight1) | 90.29 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 9489. | j (moopoom) | 90.29 | 96% | 2016-10-07 |
| 9490. | Jessie (jessiedakitten) | 90.28 | 95% | 2022-08-27 |
| 9491. | Paul (happyflappytime) | 90.28 | 99% | 2021-09-02 |
| 9492. | Geirdriful (geirdriful) | 90.28 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 9493. | Ray (ray_mond) | 90.27 | 99% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9494. | liftler (liftler) | 90.27 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 9495. | Heemy (asdfm) | 90.27 | 94% | 2015-02-05 |
| 9496. | Andrew (akarzel) | 90.27 | 95% | 2015-08-03 |
| 9497. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 90.27 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| 9498. | Adam (maggot288) | 90.27 | 97% | 2013-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |