The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11294. | Michał (nfpl404) | 44.36 | 99% | 2013-08-14 |
| 11295. | Lukas (linkas) | 44.36 | 92% | 2012-02-04 |
| 11296. | Some (kenechi) | 44.35 | 91% | 2020-08-09 |
| 11297. | Kristian (krismar) | 44.35 | 93% | 2021-02-21 |
| 11298. | Stace (prod1gyfn) | 44.35 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 11299. | Kendra (daesang) | 44.35 | 96% | 2017-07-03 |
| 11300. | Apisake (apisake) | 44.35 | 95% | 2016-01-22 |
| 11301. | Dat (supfingers) | 44.35 | 94% | 2014-03-26 |
| 11302. | MFranco (mfranco) | 44.34 | 93% | 2021-03-03 |
| 11303. | Milk (lactose23) | 44.34 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11304. | Jhonny (jhonbugs) | 44.34 | 92% | 2013-08-08 |
| 11305. | (keegan) | 44.34 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| 11306. | Pancake (grommin) | 44.33 | 93% | 2015-09-07 |
| 11307. | Deni (zingaraaa) | 44.33 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 11308. | Matthew (unawesomeness) | 44.33 | 88% | 2013-09-12 |
| 11309. | Carlo (carloemorallos) | 44.33 | 93% | 2016-09-08 |
| 11310. | Alwin (alwin123) | 44.32 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 11311. | Pro (kvis) | 44.32 | 95% | 2017-12-08 |
| 11312. | Sean (snorps_) | 44.32 | 92% | 2018-07-18 |
| 11313. | Michael (otakumywaifu) | 44.32 | 91% | 2021-02-06 |
| 11314. | Shanai (shanai) | 44.32 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 11315. | Hadern (hadern) | 44.31 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 11316. | Cen (cenpie) | 44.31 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 11317. | Tanvi (viratanvi) | 44.31 | 96% | 2013-08-16 |
| 11318. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 44.31 | 96% | 2017-06-20 |
| 11319. | Nur (nurmd) | 44.31 | 91% | 2014-05-10 |
| 11320. | Lisa (mzfortunate) | 44.31 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 11321. | HC (hphsong) | 44.31 | 96% | 2014-02-07 |
| 11322. | The Notorious B.O.G. (habad... | 44.30 | 95% | 2023-07-30 |
| 11323. | Tri (trianthony) | 44.29 | 90% | 2011-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |