As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12384. | captain357 (captaincool357) | 78.32 | 95.9% | 2021-03-03 |
| 12385. | Danny (dannytriestotype) | 78.32 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 12386. | ohayou (ohayo_velotype) | 78.32 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
| 12387. | Tahj (mathpunsaresin) | 78.31 | 99.1% | 2023-05-20 |
| 12388. | windycity2020 (cocolike621) | 78.31 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 12389. | Liam (bigli) | 78.31 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 12390. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 78.31 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
| 12391. | Marijn (marijntje42) | 78.31 | 96% | 2024-07-15 |
| 12392. | pissnugget (pissnugget) | 78.30 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 12393. | Jim (jimthealien) | 78.30 | 96% | 2018-07-17 |
| 12394. | Paras (eifeltower) | 78.30 | 93% | 2015-12-12 |
| 12395. | omgracer (omgracer) | 78.29 | 96.7% | 2024-11-14 |
| 12396. | Tsuki (tsuki56) | 78.29 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 12397. | Andre (andr_ehh) | 78.29 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 12398. | tstats[marcko042] (marcko042) | 78.29 | 97% | 2021-01-31 |
| 12399. | Hasan (kingofnumbers) | 78.29 | 97% | 2015-11-15 |
| 12400. | Aki (quick12) | 78.28 | 96.5% | 2025-01-06 |
| 12401. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 78.28 | 96.9% | 2024-02-11 |
| 12402. | AbdulQader (abdulqader) | 78.28 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 12403. | xerb (xerb) | 78.28 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
| 12404. | David (davidthegreat) | 78.28 | 95.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 12405. | C (cpandar) | 78.28 | 94% | 2015-12-07 |
| 12406. | Mun (wayback) | 78.28 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
| 12407. | LongFNGRS28 (hottake28) | 78.27 | 97% | 2024-09-25 |
| 12408. | Sreedev (finetard) | 78.27 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 12409. | Spindel (spindelhalla) | 78.27 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
| 12410. | Bob (baine001) | 78.26 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 12411. | Black Guy (blackguyfast) | 78.26 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 12412. | Salman (salmanfaris) | 78.25 | 86% | 2015-12-25 |
| 12413. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 78.25 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |