So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33066. | Vasu (vasughatole) | 46.67 | 96% | 2020-02-14 |
| 33067. | utvietnguyen (utvietnguyen) | 46.67 | 92% | 2014-11-12 |
| 33068. | Akash (akashhh99) | 46.67 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 33069. | Binh (abyman) | 46.67 | 90% | 2011-09-26 |
| 33070. | light yagami (light_8yagami99) | 46.66 | 93% | 2023-05-18 |
| 33071. | kittycake1672 (kittycake1672) | 46.66 | 97% | 2023-07-09 |
| 33072. | Philip (philipcheny@gmail.com) | 46.66 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 33073. | Ragu (raguk2020) | 46.66 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 33074. | '_'--- (bilandrei154) | 46.66 | 94% | 2018-09-16 |
| 33075. | Abdelrahman (abelrahman) | 46.65 | 94% | 2023-04-02 |
| 33076. | Dmitriy (lovermann) | 46.65 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 33077. | Nando (nando17) | 46.65 | 94% | 2019-08-04 |
| 33078. | hemanth (tirupatihemanthkumar) | 46.65 | 91% | 2014-04-09 |
| 33079. | Surendra (5ur3ndr4) | 46.65 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 33080. | Simon (lefaun) | 46.64 | 96% | 2014-09-25 |
| 33081. | Nam (supergimper) | 46.64 | 96% | 2012-01-31 |
| 33082. | kashif (muhammadkashifjawed) | 46.63 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 33083. | asdf (blackbirdsigloo) | 46.63 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 33084. | Snoopy (snoop) | 46.63 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 33085. | JesusOnSteroid (cersertype) | 46.63 | 97% | 2015-07-19 |
| 33086. | prain (prain) | 46.62 | 94% | 2023-05-16 |
| 33087. | Stephen (stefford) | 46.62 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 33088. | ♘ ℙяαвнαт (dawnavd) | 46.62 | 91% | 2013-11-01 |
| 33089. | amrite (amrite) | 46.62 | 94% | 2017-06-05 |
| 33090. | vasu (vasu021191) | 46.61 | 90% | 2012-09-01 |
| 33091. | kelpforbrains (qwertymins) | 46.61 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 33092. | eylül (quackie) | 46.61 | 94% | 2021-02-18 |
| 33093. | BRIAN (moomaw) | 46.61 | 89% | 2011-07-13 |
| 33094. | mae (uzumae) | 46.61 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 33095. | Jet (cdfjr4) | 46.61 | 92% | 2014-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |