Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4054. | Jeffrey (jshen13) | 68.39 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
| 4055. | Syed (syed19805) | 68.39 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 4056. | David (cpnheals) | 68.37 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 4057. | Javi (javicampos) | 68.37 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 4058. | Min (tiwimeister) | 68.36 | 94% | 2019-02-27 |
| 4059. | justtry (justtry) | 68.36 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 4060. | Lupi (thedogz) | 68.35 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 4061. | Stevan (stevan_milic) | 68.34 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 4062. | Daniel (knaggs2001) | 68.29 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 4063. | Nathan (solidsnakeez) | 68.29 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 4064. | chocolateknife (chocolatekn... | 68.28 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 4065. | TYPERACER (natem135) | 68.26 | 95% | 2018-01-23 |
| 4066. | Nayef (nayefk) | 68.25 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 4067. | Hoang (feelsdankman_1) | 68.24 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 4068. | Jere (jerel) | 68.24 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 4069. | tstats[ayyaz7] (ayyaz7) | 68.23 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 4070. | Zach (astrozach) | 68.22 | 95% | 2018-04-10 |
| 4071. | xdxd (townpregic) | 68.22 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 4072. | Snoody (snoody) | 68.22 | 96% | 2017-12-04 |
| 4073. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 68.22 | 98% | 2020-05-17 |
| 4074. | Cody (codyfishel123) | 68.21 | 95% | 2017-08-12 |
| 4075. | icek (icekpicek) | 68.20 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 4076. | Zockie (zockie) | 68.19 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 4077. | Monir (monir004) | 68.17 | 96% | 2018-07-13 |
| 4078. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 68.15 | 95% | 2020-08-21 |
| 4079. | C (cduen) | 68.14 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 4080. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 68.11 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 4081. | Ameer (ameeryaqoob) | 68.10 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 4082. | Andrei (biggestluigi) | 68.10 | 95% | 2020-11-22 |
| 4083. | ted (sayonara999) | 68.10 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |