I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14242. | Jack (spiral64) | 76.61 | 94% | 2017-04-22 |
| 14243. | Roy (pumpkinhair) | 76.60 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 14244. | Vape (cambo234) | 76.60 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 14245. | m&m (egyz) | 76.60 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 14246. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 76.60 | 97.8% | 2024-06-18 |
| 14247. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 76.60 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 14248. | Andres (avillarreal) | 76.60 | 96% | 2016-05-27 |
| 14249. | 3rd Place (bomtombadil) | 76.60 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| 14250. | Krlos (d1c3xd) | 76.59 | 97% | 2020-01-24 |
| 14251. | Shawn (spjames87) | 76.59 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 14252. | Afiq (afiqfajar) | 76.59 | 96% | 2015-10-09 |
| 14253. | Puneet (puneet28) | 76.59 | 96% | 2017-07-03 |
| 14254. | Ben (bevanz) | 76.58 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 14255. | Bibek (bibek_) | 76.58 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 14256. | Theo (theofromkenmore) | 76.58 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
| 14257. | Person (ali_666_) | 76.58 | 96% | 2020-05-28 |
| 14258. | karty (karty) | 76.57 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 14259. | Potato (typingpotato341) | 76.57 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 14260. | Jackson (jacksonwinkler22) | 76.57 | 96% | 2022-04-20 |
| 14261. | Tanatorn (tanatorn) | 76.57 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 14262. | Snoody (snoody) | 76.57 | 98% | 2017-12-04 |
| 14263. | PaiN (desipai) | 76.56 | 98.3% | 2024-12-21 |
| 14264. | Kyle (1cheeseisyummy5) | 76.56 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14265. | Dulgan (taroles) | 76.56 | 95.6% | 2024-05-14 |
| 14266. | Marty (martysham) | 76.56 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 14267. | LoyalPotato (loyalpotato) | 76.56 | 95% | 2019-04-14 |
| 14268. | Jay (jayjay_7) | 76.55 | 99% | 2024-07-13 |
| 14269. | Glenn (scrap104) | 76.55 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 14270. | James (jwremather) | 76.55 | 96% | 2017-12-06 |
| 14271. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 76.55 | 96.2% | 2023-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |