As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11757. | Sompang (mplegato) | 76.29 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
11758. | Muzakki (muzakkiha) | 76.29 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
11759. | Paige (jack_hemmings) | 76.28 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
11760. | Taksa-orn (proudpi) | 76.28 | 99% | 2022-05-02 |
11761. | Guest (nextelement) | 76.28 | 96% | 2015-08-19 |
11762. | Sam (busiclucho) | 76.28 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
11763. | zxc (idcidcidcidc) | 76.27 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
11764. | Sachin (popularities) | 76.27 | 87% | 2016-03-20 |
11765. | vinh (kapien) | 76.27 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
11766. | Robert (lupovolk) | 76.27 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
11767. | Untitled (titled) | 76.27 | 96% | 2015-10-30 |
11768. | Vald (valdik) | 76.27 | 99% | 2015-08-17 |
11769. | Siblex (siblex) | 76.26 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
11770. | Petar (petar030) | 76.26 | 94% | 2022-02-23 |
11771. | uhhhhhh (gtiff71) | 76.26 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
11772. | aijec (kereste123) | 76.26 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
11773. | Nils (snils) | 76.25 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
11774. | ludwigg (froggg) | 76.25 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
11775. | slow (anjal23) | 76.25 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
11776. | JoYo (joyojo) | 76.25 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
11777. | shoib (roban) | 76.25 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
11778. | J (nothisisjeff) | 76.24 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
11779. | amin (aminyousef) | 76.24 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
11780. | Big Wang (chairman_of_the_w... | 76.24 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
11781. | kheldiente (kheldiente) | 76.24 | 93% | 2016-04-01 |
11782. | yy (yyeehaw69) | 76.23 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
11783. | Sebastian (oktupol) | 76.23 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
11784. | William (horriblejoy) | 76.23 | 95% | 2018-04-18 |
11785. | Ifar (mabrrrrr) | 76.22 | 95% | 2022-11-11 |
11786. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 76.22 | 95% | 2022-10-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |