Wrongfully imprisoned action heroes rarely have the time to wait for an appeal. Often, the fate of a loved one or the free world itself is at stake if you do not get out, and so any experienced action hero knows that a dramatic rescue, a prison break, or a pardon will almost certainly be coming in time for Act III.
—from The Action Hero's Handbook: How to Catch a Great White Shark, Perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, Track a Fugitive, and Dozens of Other TV and Movie Skills, a book by David Borgenicht and Joe Borgenicht
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| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,782 | 82.97 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 36 | 91.86 | February 22, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 54.61 | July 24, 2020 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 121.27 | November 22, 2017 |