As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3092. | Jethro (jethrullah) | 106.04 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
3093. | adolf (adolfhill) | 106.02 | 98.6% | 2023-10-18 |
3094. | tofu (wet_tofu) | 106.02 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
3095. | Jacob (dunkerschnoodle) | 106.02 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
3096. | Me (justme196) | 106.00 | 96% | 2015-05-16 |
3097. | ryssh (ryssh) | 105.99 | 98% | 2015-05-03 |
3098. | hansonterence (hansonterenc... | 105.98 | 98.2% | 2024-09-13 |
3099. | Jason (jpngfile) | 105.96 | 96% | 2016-12-25 |
3100. | Donny (alphasm) | 105.94 | 99.5% | 2025-05-27 |
3101. | Xanforever (xanforever) | 105.93 | 97.5% | 2024-12-21 |
3102. | bako (_bako) | 105.93 | 97.8% | 2024-11-23 |
3103. | Agrarelith (agrarelith) | 105.93 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
3104. | Nick (professorvikingjesus) | 105.92 | 98.4% | 2024-03-27 |
3105. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 105.91 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
3106. | Kita (kitaliz) | 105.91 | 95% | 2016-04-18 |
3107. | John (phrasee) | 105.91 | 99% | 2017-08-17 |
3108. | gj (ka1jublue) | 105.90 | 99% | 2024-05-12 |
3109. | Cass (sneakyperryplat) | 105.90 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
3110. | Katie ♥ (katimeo) | 105.90 | 97% | 2015-08-20 |
3111. | Matt (ruggler11) | 105.90 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
3112. | Fat Squirrel (neihs) | 105.89 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
3113. | TacosFly (whentacosfly) | 105.89 | 97.4% | 2024-01-10 |
3114. | polt (poltt) | 105.89 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
3115. | eijfiiie (_this_is_sparta) | 105.88 | 100% | 2021-03-08 |
3116. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 105.88 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
3117. | Dylan (nguyenthedylan) | 105.88 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
3118. | (╯°□°)╯ (aaltra) | 105.88 | 99% | 2016-02-12 |
3119. | William (sneakywill) | 105.87 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
3120. | ⌨️🖱️ (t_0nio) | 105.87 | 99.1% | 2021-02-22 |
3121. | Leopold FC660M (sech) | 105.87 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |