So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9797. | Yuki (chyuki) | 85.87 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 9798. | Jacek (apogeum) | 85.87 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 9799. | Frank (mistcaller) | 85.87 | 91% | 2017-04-02 |
| 9800. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 85.87 | 89% | 2017-04-30 |
| 9801. | Roberto (mc_grady) | 85.87 | 96% | 2012-02-13 |
| 9802. | pwumpkin.dev (pwumpkin_devs) | 85.86 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 9803. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 85.86 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 9804. | Chris (mahpsirhc) | 85.86 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 9805. | Nathan (crouse) | 85.86 | 98% | 2017-04-25 |
| 9806. | Bridget (bcchang) | 85.86 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 9807. | Lexus (conceptz) | 85.85 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 9808. | Gustaf (gusco933) | 85.85 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 9809. | stornev (stornev_) | 85.85 | 96.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 9810. | + (hobounicorns) | 85.85 | 97% | 2018-03-11 |
| 9811. | Brent (spuriousgeorge) | 85.85 | 98% | 2014-02-08 |
| 9812. | Bam Bam (amberetta) | 85.85 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 9813. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 85.84 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 9814. | BronzTech (bronztech) | 85.84 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 9815. | Mateusz (leszczuu) | 85.84 | 97% | 2013-11-10 |
| 9816. | Alexander (snailno1) | 85.84 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 9817. | Jer (grumz) | 85.83 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 9818. | Ali (alialialiali) | 85.83 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
| 9819. | Redugo (somebodyelse) | 85.82 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 9820. | Calvin (treefiddy) | 85.82 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 9821. | Kaim (14mkim) | 85.82 | 95% | 2011-11-16 |
| 9822. | sara (strosar09) | 85.81 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 9823. | Ron (ronald2) | 85.81 | 98% | 2016-08-01 |
| 9824. | Wes (wyvr) | 85.81 | 97% | 2014-10-15 |
| 9825. | emticee (emticee) | 85.80 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 9826. | Ramses (boinkey) | 85.80 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |