So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19906. | Joshua (jkm711) | 68.31 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 19907. | Jonathan (pnes_obliterator) | 68.31 | 94.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 19908. | Nick (nicknewmz) | 68.31 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 19909. | jess (softballchick127) | 68.31 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 19910. | Flying Fingers (butler78) | 68.31 | 93% | 2013-11-18 |
| 19911. | TypoKat (typokat) | 68.30 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 19912. | vrungelb (vrungelb) | 68.30 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 19913. | Bartacus (bartacus) | 68.30 | 94% | 2017-01-12 |
| 19914. | Thomas (roarkish) | 68.30 | 94% | 2015-04-25 |
| 19915. | Will (ragnar) | 68.30 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 19916. | Greg (stripedninja) | 68.29 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 19917. | somerandomwannabe (somerand... | 68.29 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 19918. | Kryptix (kryptix212) | 68.29 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 19919. | NOT EVEN CLOSE (real_snoot) | 68.29 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 19920. | Ronnie (nighpher) | 68.29 | 95% | 2014-04-25 |
| 19921. | zero errors (zero_errors) | 68.29 | 94% | 2011-09-28 |
| 19922. | Sputnik25 (25dondon25) | 68.28 | 94% | 2011-10-19 |
| 19923. | sn0wbl4ck (sn0wbl4ck) | 68.28 | 95% | 2019-01-23 |
| 19924. | Jordan (methodd) | 68.28 | 85% | 2013-10-15 |
| 19925. | Aisha (aishanick) | 68.28 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 19926. | pop (f1shmann) | 68.28 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 19927. | Branimir (brankeros_17) | 68.28 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 19928. | Gjean (gjean) | 68.28 | 98% | 2016-05-20 |
| 19929. | allmylife102 (allmylife102) | 68.28 | 91% | 2011-05-18 |
| 19930. | Padtoles (tadp) | 68.27 | 95% | 2014-01-06 |
| 19931. | Ryan (ryanylee02) | 68.27 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 19932. | moyu (teledodol) | 68.27 | 94% | 2020-08-02 |
| 19933. | Billy (billy_x) | 68.27 | 91% | 2013-01-14 |
| 19934. | dakhide (dakhide) | 68.26 | 95% | 2021-02-20 |
| 19935. | Harry (akiramonster) | 68.26 | 98% | 2012-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |