So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24862. | Joshua (sonofanfiel96) | 61.03 | 89% | 2015-09-22 |
| 24863. | Anita (anita_) | 61.03 | — | 2008-08-10 |
| 24864. | JoeSchmoe915 (joeschmoe915) | 61.02 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 24865. | hugh (davidhlin) | 61.02 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 24866. | Draggun (draggun) | 61.02 | 93% | 2020-11-10 |
| 24867. | akZERO1 (akzero1) | 61.02 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 24868. | Shamim (shamimiqram) | 61.02 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 24869. | tina (cmwong3) | 61.02 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 24870. | Karam (karamsayegh) | 61.01 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 24871. | col7 (col7col7) | 61.01 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 24872. | Curly (curly98) | 61.01 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 24873. | Kevin (kev090997) | 61.01 | 95% | 2023-03-25 |
| 24874. | Benjamin (bxnjamin) | 61.01 | 95.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 24875. | Anahi (unique_corn) | 61.01 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 24876. | Titli (titli) | 61.01 | 98% | 2018-10-10 |
| 24877. | hasretim (hasretim) | 61.01 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 24878. | Josh (joshd19) | 61.00 | 91% | 2015-06-04 |
| 24879. | Mate (smweb) | 61.00 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 24880. | Ananta (anantaraha) | 60.99 | 95% | 2022-02-06 |
| 24881. | Max (madmaxishipandjiggy) | 60.99 | 83% | 2015-06-06 |
| 24882. | Rhys (theprofit23) | 60.99 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 24883. | Syed Ali (mafailure) | 60.99 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 24884. | Farah (zynnix) | 60.99 | 93% | 2014-09-19 |
| 24885. | LARRY (larrydavidcurb) | 60.98 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 24886. | Maxi (maxi) | 60.98 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 24887. | Limon (mhlimon) | 60.97 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
| 24888. | Metti (metti) | 60.97 | 96% | 2017-11-19 |
| 24889. | Cyberian (cyberian_husky) | 60.97 | 98.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 24890. | zezima (zezima) | 60.97 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 24891. | Khayet (khayet) | 60.97 | 95% | 2012-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |