I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9857. | (shaansmwl77) | 86.39 | 93% | 2017-03-22 |
| 9858. | (cr_aswin_) | 86.38 | 96.9% | 2024-06-23 |
| 9859. | Robby (icybot) | 86.38 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9860. | (ring2020) | 86.38 | 99% | 2022-10-01 |
| 9861. | (altroq) | 86.37 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 9862. | (boumediane1) | 86.37 | 96.7% | 2023-10-17 |
| 9863. | (ribeirowww) | 86.37 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9864. | (j2k__) | 86.37 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 9865. | (alien_super) | 86.36 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9866. | VLOL (vlol) | 86.36 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 9867. | (tristanhilton85) | 86.35 | 98% | 2017-02-09 |
| 9868. | (petrichor98) | 86.35 | 95% | 2018-06-29 |
| 9869. | (dpainter) | 86.35 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 9870. | (d_4biden1) | 86.35 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| 9871. | (omkyo) | 86.35 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 9872. | ♫ (_ag_) | 86.35 | 95% | 2017-05-31 |
| 9873. | (stuckinatree) | 86.34 | 97.7% | 2023-10-06 |
| 9874. | (smoothwillyd) | 86.34 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 9875. | (rcanist) | 86.33 | 97.4% | 2024-01-24 |
| 9876. | (yuiop8576) | 86.33 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 9877. | bach (shuriken) | 86.33 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 9878. | chiken (lechikenman) | 86.32 | 96.7% | 2024-04-30 |
| 9879. | t̶̢̤͇̪̱̮̿̓̓̕͜ͅ... | 86.32 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 9880. | (ee_nn) | 86.32 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 9881. | (darky_1) | 86.32 | 96.8% | 2021-02-10 |
| 9882. | (stefanm) | 86.31 | 96% | 2025-09-12 |
| 9883. | (cookey02) | 86.31 | 97.2% | 2024-07-01 |
| 9884. | (logaanator956) | 86.31 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 9885. | seuu (minwastaken) | 86.30 | 95.4% | 2024-09-17 |
| 9886. | (hobomonkey5) | 86.30 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |