Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1080. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 91.65 | 99% | 2020-08-23 |
| 1081. | Bob (checkmate123) | 91.64 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1082. | Dig (digbo) | 91.62 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 1083. | tstats[sglavacreeper] (sgla... | 91.62 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 1084. | kweg (kweg) | 91.59 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 1085. | Edgey (tedge) | 91.58 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 1086. | Toler (dimsun) | 91.57 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 1087. | Bling (noupdate) | 91.56 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 1088. | Pedro (timboly3) | 91.53 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 1089. | Hah (verdaderopan) | 91.51 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1090. | Mahdi (idham00) | 91.48 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1091. | Gary (gtrak) | 91.47 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1092. | Benson (astriker) | 91.45 | 97% | 2018-07-07 |
| 1093. | amy (rose51203) | 91.40 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1094. | Nick (nidzoni) | 91.40 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 1095. | Bück (buckdick) | 91.39 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 1096. | Smol (smol_potot) | 91.38 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 1097. | Sam (spingu) | 91.38 | 96% | 2019-08-07 |
| 1098. | ryan (ryanblast28) | 91.36 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 1099. | Raymond (szlesh) | 91.31 | 99% | 2020-06-17 |
| 1100. | Jeff (pigporkman) | 91.24 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 1101. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 91.23 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 1102. | David (davidib17) | 91.20 | 96% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1103. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 91.20 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1104. | Danat (danat_2001) | 91.18 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 1105. | DeanK (marvin2) | 91.16 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
| 1106. | neotenks (neotenks) | 91.15 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 1107. | Flip (flip2theleft) | 91.13 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1108. | Kevin (thedujin) | 91.11 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 1109. | エリカ (erzas) | 91.11 | 98% | 2019-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |