So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15774. | emu (emu995) | 74.70 | 98% | 2012-03-21 |
| 15775. | (axis222) | 74.69 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 15776. | ACIID (zaciid) | 74.69 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 15777. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 74.69 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 15778. | (phobosanomaly) | 74.69 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 15779. | (sekhar_88) | 74.69 | 98% | 2016-02-03 |
| 15780. | Tiger (tiger_l) | 74.68 | 98% | 2022-07-23 |
| 15781. | Brodie (iambrodie) | 74.68 | 94% | 2021-09-18 |
| 15782. | (192378) | 74.68 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 15783. | Huy (spontaneousdragon) | 74.68 | 88% | 2016-10-21 |
| 15784. | (092767) | 74.68 | 95% | 2016-12-24 |
| 15785. | (fadililham) | 74.67 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 15786. | (nara_nara) | 74.67 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 15787. | (dragami) | 74.67 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 15788. | (oasis_66) | 74.67 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 15789. | (tkvande) | 74.67 | 95% | 2014-12-14 |
| 15790. | (smithsmithsmith) | 74.66 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 15791. | (ramiii) | 74.66 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| 15792. | (lachode) | 74.66 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 15793. | nikolas (nicknt) | 74.65 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
| 15794. | (boonthemoonkoon) | 74.65 | 95% | 2016-11-04 |
| 15795. | (merringue) | 74.65 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 15796. | (ninja_op) | 74.65 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 15797. | (lukaraujo) | 74.65 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 15798. | (cjp0605) | 74.65 | 98% | 2012-02-09 |
| 15799. | Theodore (aleena_learner) | 74.64 | 98.5% | 2023-06-22 |
| 15800. | (maltese) | 74.64 | 97% | 2013-02-01 |
| 15801. | Steve (hollasch) | 74.63 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 15802. | (fuwasaki) | 74.63 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 15803. | Gerard (gerard_m_m) | 74.63 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |