The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13798. | Matt (mlefkow) | 82.01 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 13799. | Ricky (derangeddirector) | 82.01 | 96% | 2011-12-05 |
| 13800. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 82.01 | 97% | 2016-09-13 |
| 13801. | boris (borisu) | 82.00 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 13802. | cantthinkofusername (cantth... | 82.00 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 13803. | Alec (supperz1) | 82.00 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 13804. | Sayan (sayanme24) | 82.00 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13805. | aiei24 (aiei24) | 82.00 | 91% | 2012-10-10 |
| 13806. | 839 (ynad) | 81.99 | 97% | 2013-07-28 |
| 13807. | derek (krencik) | 81.98 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
| 13808. | George (ausp1c1ous) | 81.98 | 97.3% | 2023-06-12 |
| 13809. | Hassan (hassansquall) | 81.98 | 93% | 2011-07-20 |
| 13810. | ripforeverjoey (ripforeverj... | 81.98 | 93% | 2015-05-11 |
| 13811. | vasja (vvvasja) | 81.98 | 96% | 2013-10-02 |
| 13812. | Eros (tigeros) | 81.98 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 13813. | Gravity (grav1ty) | 81.98 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 13814. | Nafeez (smileywee) | 81.97 | 96% | 2022-08-07 |
| 13815. | Matt (soflogator) | 81.97 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 13816. | nmsl (luciferpan88) | 81.97 | 97.9% | 2023-06-08 |
| 13817. | Dave (dav3f4nning) | 81.97 | 88% | 2012-10-05 |
| 13818. | Raphael C (AISHK) (raphyy) | 81.96 | 92% | 2013-09-13 |
| 13819. | Speedy (musique) | 81.96 | 93% | 2014-08-24 |
| 13820. | Isa Masae (isamasae) | 81.95 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 13821. | Justin (suhjune123) | 81.95 | 89% | 2017-01-20 |
| 13822. | fanedincrangasi (fanedincra... | 81.95 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 13823. | Josh (gynlaw) | 81.95 | 94% | 2016-03-15 |
| 13824. | Onceknown (onceknown) | 81.95 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 13825. | jck (404jmre) | 81.95 | 95.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13826. | oops (thinktank) | 81.95 | 94% | 2013-01-10 |
| 13827. | Kappa (kappa) | 81.95 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |