So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13223. | Fábio (xred13) | 79.49 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 13224. | tstats[beastmaster69420] (b... | 79.49 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 13225. | Jenna (beannie22) | 79.49 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 13226. | ks (sempiedram) | 79.49 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 13227. | Jordan (traekk) | 79.48 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
| 13228. | Pradeep (pradeep80) | 79.48 | 94% | 2022-11-20 |
| 13229. | deegl0rd (stimoze) | 79.48 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 13230. | Rapha (17r12m96k) | 79.48 | 98% | 2015-06-16 |
| 13231. | Max (maxzims) | 79.48 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 13232. | SAMEER (sameerrajimwale) | 79.48 | 95% | 2013-09-07 |
| 13233. | jaret (jitterz) | 79.48 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 13234. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 79.47 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 13235. | Zach (swatman) | 79.47 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 13236. | Kei 100 (kei100) | 79.47 | 99% | 2021-08-11 |
| 13237. | >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (avdg) | 79.47 | 95% | 2011-09-24 |
| 13238. | Aidan (aidan_) | 79.47 | 95% | 2016-02-03 |
| 13239. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 79.46 | 99% | 2022-03-03 |
| 13240. | bakr (_bakr) | 79.46 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| 13241. | Franklin (endlessbdc) | 79.46 | 95% | 2023-08-11 |
| 13242. | Paweł (smellit) | 79.46 | 94% | 2012-12-23 |
| 13243. | GoFor (goforbroke69) | 79.46 | 95% | 2012-04-07 |
| 13244. | Frozhax (frozhax) | 79.46 | 94% | 2014-02-08 |
| 13245. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 79.45 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 13246. | Sparacello (krunchykrunch) | 79.45 | 97.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13247. | Rashaad (shaad2) | 79.45 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 13248. | Gabriel (gabrielbutu) | 79.45 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 13249. | HY (liangliangliang) | 79.45 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 13250. | Erik (esoto91) | 79.44 | 93% | 2013-05-18 |
| 13251. | Jasey (jaseythesloth) | 79.44 | 93% | 2013-09-10 |
| 13252. | Semaj (officialmaj) | 79.44 | 92% | 2015-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |