So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23643. | gc21 (giim_chyn) | 62.50 | 96% | 2016-04-15 |
| 23644. | TRUMP (tiepin) | 62.50 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 23645. | NightMagic6 (nightmagic6) | 62.50 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 23646. | Glenn (gwikran) | 62.50 | 98% | 2023-09-22 |
| 23647. | Archie (runemoose42) | 62.50 | 96% | 2018-06-01 |
| 23648. | NicTreb (senior_toto) | 62.50 | 96% | 2023-08-01 |
| 23649. | Cucu (cucu_grey) | 62.50 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 23650. | Gay (bopmaster) | 62.50 | 92% | 2016-12-01 |
| 23651. | vincent (kimbing) | 62.50 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 23652. | Vania (chandrakirana) | 62.50 | 96% | 2014-06-12 |
| 23653. | Stefan (thisiskaz) | 62.50 | 95% | 2013-12-29 |
| 23654. | Sergey (mak_kbtu) | 62.50 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 23655. | Adrind (abgzet) | 62.49 | 94% | 2022-08-20 |
| 23656. | ! (heckar) | 62.49 | 94% | 2022-04-07 |
| 23657. | Ruben (benurix) | 62.49 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 23658. | Dominic (dark_demon) | 62.49 | 96% | 2012-01-20 |
| 23659. | Chongtek (markmai) | 62.48 | 89% | 2011-10-06 |
| 23660. | Akuma (akumaayush) | 62.48 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
| 23661. | Buttersauce (eljay808) | 62.48 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 23662. | Annisa Suha Fadhila (annisa... | 62.48 | 94% | 2013-06-28 |
| 23663. | Fast (cooloppo) | 62.48 | 91% | 2015-06-08 |
| 23664. | wou (solacingme) | 62.48 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 23665. | smegg (smeggbrain) | 62.48 | 95% | 2012-04-17 |
| 23666. | Machine (longshort) | 62.47 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 23667. | Roy (fireragenl) | 62.47 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 23668. | Jeevanesh (jeevanesh12) | 62.47 | 96% | 2018-05-12 |
| 23669. | Gabe (gabrielfg5) | 62.46 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 23670. | tstats[bmkkittie] (bmkkittie) | 62.46 | 97.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 23671. | Rwu (rwu_) | 62.46 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
| 23672. | uh oh (uhoh_uhoh) | 62.46 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |