Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39734. | MasterlyHoney (masterlyhone... | 28.51 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 39735. | Janis (memberis) | 28.50 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
| 39736. | jurek (jvrvk) | 28.48 | 92% | 2021-03-23 |
| 39737. | Juan (jj62599) | 28.48 | 93% | 2021-10-19 |
| 39738. | Catherine (cscott360) | 28.46 | 97% | 2011-12-12 |
| 39739. | Timoumi (devil_616) | 28.46 | 93% | 2022-01-29 |
| 39740. | Jason (kakuzo) | 28.44 | 83% | 2013-05-03 |
| 39741. | Sergey (srknyazev) | 28.43 | 91% | 2013-10-09 |
| 39742. | Casey (caseyestepp) | 28.42 | 92% | 2015-04-02 |
| 39743. | yip (ilike) | 28.40 | 81% | 2012-06-01 |
| 39744. | Zayyz (zayyz) | 28.40 | 93% | 2022-01-24 |
| 39745. | Chocoball (chocoball) | 28.39 | 92% | 2013-06-27 |
| 39746. | Michael (ezra_) | 28.39 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 39747. | DHARMENDRA (jaitley) | 28.38 | 94% | 2015-08-19 |
| 39748. | RealG (gurleenkaurkesh) | 28.38 | 91% | 2015-10-24 |
| 39749. | Yan (foolishman) | 28.37 | 90% | 2011-06-29 |
| 39750. | Smartx (smartx) | 28.36 | 94.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 39751. | MOHSIN (mk9498001) | 28.36 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 39752. | yash (yash03) | 28.35 | 95% | 2022-03-01 |
| 39753. | taylor (severe) | 28.34 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 39754. | dest13 (dest13) | 28.32 | 91% | 2012-03-27 |
| 39755. | GiveBread (give_da_bread) | 28.32 | 91% | 2021-01-03 |
| 39756. | Naha's (naha_26) | 28.32 | 92% | 2021-08-28 |
| 39757. | SooRaJ (sooraj) | 28.29 | 91% | 2013-08-07 |
| 39758. | M (markw3288) | 28.29 | 92% | 2022-03-09 |
| 39759. | Lazykid (pussypoper) | 28.29 | 93% | 2018-10-05 |
| 39760. | Ricky (ricky) | 28.28 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 39761. | Gary (garymt) | 28.28 | 82% | 2016-04-23 |
| 39762. | Valery (pavlov) | 28.28 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 39763. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 28.27 | 94% | 2014-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |