I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13774. | (j0venator) | 76.38 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 13775. | Brian (desbrigs) | 76.38 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 13776. | Snowball (snowball807) | 76.37 | 98% | 2023-10-05 |
| 13777. | (kaisermk) | 76.36 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 13778. | (_magdy_kishk_) | 76.36 | 98% | 2024-12-14 |
| 13779. | (rtadovanek) | 76.36 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 13780. | (nklflips) | 76.35 | 94% | 2019-10-12 |
| 13781. | (voldemort_is_typing) | 76.35 | 96% | 2025-05-07 |
| 13782. | (javoscript) | 76.35 | 97.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 13783. | (drevil13) | 76.35 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 13784. | (mmedic) | 76.34 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 13785. | (ebichu_chan) | 76.34 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 13786. | (jaytry) | 76.34 | 95% | 2018-11-25 |
| 13787. | EdJr (edjr) | 76.34 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 13788. | (brycetifer) | 76.33 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 13789. | (yoshyosh) | 76.33 | 96.8% | 2024-09-25 |
| 13790. | (persaime) | 76.32 | 97% | 2025-03-26 |
| 13791. | (99tester) | 76.32 | 94% | 2019-05-01 |
| 13792. | (smartdevilno) | 76.32 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 13793. | (lordaizen707) | 76.32 | 99% | 2020-06-08 |
| 13794. | (gkpc) | 76.32 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 13795. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 76.32 | 96% | 2017-07-04 |
| 13796. | (mkrk) | 76.31 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 13797. | (awfulaccident) | 76.31 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 13798. | (mewsamurai) | 76.31 | 97.4% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13799. | (beddytear) | 76.31 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 13800. | (uday_kiran02) | 76.30 | 97% | 2025-06-09 |
| 13801. | (brynnyg) | 76.30 | 95% | 2021-09-03 |
| 13802. | (jasonguenther123) | 76.30 | 90% | 2017-02-05 |
| 13803. | (o3nick) | 76.30 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |