As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13651. | shoib (roban) | 76.25 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
| 13652. | J (nothisisjeff) | 76.24 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 13653. | amin (aminyousef) | 76.24 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 13654. | Big Wang (chairman_of_the_w... | 76.24 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 13655. | kheldiente (kheldiente) | 76.24 | 93% | 2016-04-01 |
| 13656. | Sebastian (oktupol) | 76.23 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 13657. | William (horriblejoy) | 76.23 | 95% | 2018-04-18 |
| 13658. | Arturas (reperis) | 76.22 | 96% | 2017-02-28 |
| 13659. | Ifar (mabrrrrr) | 76.22 | 95% | 2022-11-11 |
| 13660. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 76.22 | 95% | 2022-10-04 |
| 13661. | Lowyan (lowyan) | 76.22 | 97.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13662. | Tran (tranngocduong) | 76.22 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
| 13663. | Siddhartha (carte_blanche) | 76.22 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
| 13664. | mat (wehtam) | 76.21 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
| 13665. | Waqas (mwaqas786) | 76.21 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 13666. | Minor149 (minor149) | 76.21 | 95% | 2021-12-20 |
| 13667. | Jimmy (jimmyhimmy414) | 76.20 | 97.4% | 2024-04-22 |
| 13668. | Ivan (ivan_h) | 76.20 | 96% | 2023-10-17 |
| 13669. | Gal (galzoor) | 76.20 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
| 13670. | Daniel (smartdevilno) | 76.20 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 13671. | Shubhankar (shubal) | 76.20 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 13672. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 76.20 | 94.1% | 2023-07-21 |
| 13673. | Eric (qwarts) | 76.20 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 13674. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 76.20 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 13675. | Lucifer (daddysatan) | 76.20 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 13676. | Zack (nursezack) | 76.20 | 97% | 2016-03-04 |
| 13677. | wow (kitzin) | 76.20 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 13678. | Oliver (oliver7073) | 76.19 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 13679. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 76.19 | 95.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 13680. | Ghost (ghost_animator) | 76.18 | 100% | 2018-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |