As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7366. | Devin (haydevin) | 89.99 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 7367. | Olav (thederpygod) | 89.99 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 7368. | Angel (windowsxperia) | 89.98 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 7369. | Devon (cheeky_sneakster) | 89.98 | 99% | 2023-03-24 |
| 7370. | Maize (maizerowan) | 89.98 | 95% | 2017-04-16 |
| 7371. | jason (grino) | 89.97 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
| 7372. | Adam (athrowawaytyper) | 89.97 | 99% | 2022-10-04 |
| 7373. | Kevin (surv) | 89.97 | 91% | 2016-04-20 |
| 7374. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 89.96 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 7375. | WANG (williamrenardi) | 89.96 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 7376. | Gerard (ultimagnus) | 89.96 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 7377. | Plato (observer_02) | 89.96 | 95% | 2017-03-05 |
| 7378. | spindrift (spindrift) | 89.95 | 96.8% | 2024-04-13 |
| 7379. | Connie (cb4ever81) | 89.95 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 7380. | Etalm (walter_gilbert) | 89.95 | 98.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 7381. | Avi (_flv) | 89.95 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
| 7382. | Siddhant (indianracer385) | 89.94 | 98% | 2025-04-20 |
| 7383. | sc5 (smart_coder5) | 89.94 | 99.3% | 2024-11-23 |
| 7384. | Kirin (emptomatoketchup) | 89.94 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 7385. | Jesse (jebug29) | 89.94 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 7386. | Cj (phexxy) | 89.94 | 92% | 2015-12-22 |
| 7387. | Anthony (sp333dy) | 89.93 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 7388. | Okayish (crappytyper) | 89.93 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 7389. | crewx123 (crewx123) | 89.92 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 7390. | BigHoss6969 (bighoss6969) | 89.92 | 98% | 2024-08-08 |
| 7391. | toki_crush (boom_51) | 89.92 | 96% | 2016-03-08 |
| 7392. | SD (nologen) | 89.91 | 97% | 2015-10-11 |
| 7393. | Claudio (tato41) | 89.91 | 97% | 2025-03-19 |
| 7394. | Akuma (katanoshi) | 89.91 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 7395. | potato (derpsaur99) | 89.91 | 98.9% | 2021-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |