Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2696. | Cody (catchytyper) | 79.77 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 2697. | tebbu2 (tebbu2) | 79.77 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 2698. | yappa (yappa99_rc) | 79.76 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 2699. | Hai (macvan1207) | 79.76 | 99% | 2019-05-04 |
| 2700. | Tina (the0ppositeme) | 79.73 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 2701. | Tuujii (tuujii_n1) | 79.72 | 95% | 2017-09-30 |
| 2702. | A (kmos) | 79.72 | 98% | 2020-04-04 |
| 2703. | righteous (trustjesus) | 79.71 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
| 2704. | Hessi (hessijames) | 79.71 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 2705. | Kou (itsme1) | 79.71 | 96% | 2018-09-01 |
| 2706. | Alinda (alindacheung) | 79.70 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 2707. | русские вперед... | 79.70 | 94% | 2019-08-26 |
| 2708. | Chuck (chuckjohnson1) | 79.69 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2709. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 79.69 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 2710. | Elisa (elisac00) | 79.67 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 2711. | Kevin (kgonzales2319) | 79.66 | 98% | 2019-06-01 |
| 2712. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 79.63 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 2713. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 79.63 | 95% | 2017-08-05 |
| 2714. | Brandon (branl) | 79.62 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 2715. | Nick (wizestwizard) | 79.61 | 99% | 2019-03-24 |
| 2716. | Natapon (tetracarboxylic) | 79.61 | 99% | 2018-09-13 |
| 2717. | brocklesnerd (bigguyforyou29) | 79.56 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| 2718. | midnight (aw01) | 79.54 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2719. | wow (kitzin) | 79.54 | 98% | 2018-07-04 |
| 2720. | Charles (jonchurst) | 79.53 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
| 2721. | Lyle (lyleyork) | 79.53 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
| 2722. | Thomas (anem0s) | 79.53 | 94% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2723. | Yousef (cleverwolf7) | 79.50 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 2724. | Asolotl (asolotl) | 79.46 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
| 2725. | Jose' (intell289) | 79.46 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |