I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7838. | randy (lordocoo) | 95.47 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 7839. | FreePalastine (1omar1) | 95.46 | 97.1% | 2024-08-05 |
| 7840. | Benjamin (benje00) | 95.46 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 7841. | Stefan (maewen) | 95.46 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 7842. | Splish Splash (stannis_the_... | 95.45 | 98% | 2024-03-15 |
| 7843. | Magesh (cali_forniaa) | 95.45 | 98.2% | 2024-07-03 |
| 7844. | Wusien (wusien) | 95.45 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 7845. | Dani (d33psc4n) | 95.44 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 7846. | Graham (gfoote) | 95.44 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 7847. | celimo (celimo) | 95.43 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 7848. | Carlos (meditating) | 95.43 | 99% | 2018-07-12 |
| 7849. | Shibaayan (shibaayan) | 95.43 | 100% | 2021-09-30 |
| 7850. | Jon (orangeoj) | 95.43 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| 7851. | Bye (inmadust) | 95.42 | 99% | 2025-03-08 |
| 7852. | David (hugger69) | 95.42 | 99% | 2020-01-17 |
| 7853. | Button (mhd0) | 95.42 | 98% | 2017-05-21 |
| 7854. | Kade (buph_kade) | 95.41 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 7855. | SilverBooch (silverbooch2033) | 95.41 | 98% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7856. | Kate (kate_j) | 95.41 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 7857. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 95.41 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 7858. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 95.40 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 7859. | me (gghoney) | 95.39 | 98.8% | 2024-12-20 |
| 7860. | t̶̢̤͇̪̱̮̿̓̓̕͜ͅ... | 95.39 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 7861. | Trent (priyank45) | 95.39 | 98% | 2020-01-31 |
| 7862. | athanis (athanis) | 95.38 | 98.3% | 2024-01-17 |
| 7863. | xenopticon (morscodex) | 95.38 | 95.4% | 2023-11-11 |
| 7864. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 95.38 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 7865. | Mr. (dyldodyldo) | 95.38 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 7866. | KilinWei (kilinwei) | 95.37 | 99.4% | 2023-12-04 |
| 7867. | qwerty (zezatkas) | 95.36 | 95% | 2019-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |