I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7463. | Matt (terl) | 92.41 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 7464. | Jedidiah (puisanberg) | 92.41 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| 7465. | sjorn (sjorn) | 92.41 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 7466. | Jeff (wildhorses) | 92.41 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 7467. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 92.41 | 98% | 2019-06-28 |
| 7468. | Michael (michaelmoshui) | 92.40 | 99% | 2025-06-05 |
| 7469. | sloppy toppy (semisilky) | 92.40 | 97.1% | 2023-10-13 |
| 7470. | Assaf (assaf) | 92.40 | 96% | 2015-09-16 |
| 7471. | Storm (stormcenter) | 92.40 | 100% | 2016-07-26 |
| 7472. | guwee (guwee) | 92.40 | 99% | 2016-12-23 |
| 7473. | Enmanuel (konfle) | 92.39 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 7474. | AntiMatter (ep_antimatter) | 92.39 | 96% | 2023-10-12 |
| 7475. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 92.39 | 96.3% | 2024-09-03 |
| 7476. | Typing (drained_typist) | 92.39 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 7477. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 92.39 | 98.2% | 2023-06-19 |
| 7478. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 92.39 | 95.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 7479. | Maxim (maximbravo) | 92.38 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 7480. | Obsessed (nightingale8000) | 92.38 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 7481. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 92.38 | 96% | 2017-03-28 |
| 7482. | Jimmy (user39_on_anagram) | 92.37 | 98.1% | 2024-03-03 |
| 7483. | yuvirayz (yuvirayz) | 92.37 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 7484. | Monica (qtmony14) | 92.37 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 7485. | Richard (rockpile) | 92.37 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
| 7486. | FaceSittingPeyton (facesitt... | 92.36 | 90% | 2015-12-04 |
| 7487. | Anthony (burner17) | 92.36 | 94% | 2016-11-14 |
| 7488. | Calin Marian (klinashka) | 92.35 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 7489. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 92.35 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 7490. | Alfonso (topazio88) | 92.35 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7491. | WELLINGTON (luissluis202) | 92.34 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 7492. | James (jaghhh) | 92.34 | 98% | 2025-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |