As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3860. | BigChest (thighs) | 102.53 | 95.8% | 2023-11-06 |
| 3861. | asdf (_o0_) | 102.53 | 97.7% | 2024-10-11 |
| 3862. | AMY (amy123) | 102.53 | 99% | 2018-09-06 |
| 3863. | TypeBot (phycer) | 102.52 | 98.6% | 2024-05-08 |
| 3864. | John (blueturtle5) | 102.51 | 98% | 2023-10-31 |
| 3865. | Elite (elitevalentian) | 102.50 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3866. | MEN (menmentsu) | 102.50 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 3867. | Joe (wolhaiksong) | 102.49 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 3868. | Pedro (timboly3) | 102.49 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| 3869. | Jacob (zoticus) | 102.49 | 96% | 2017-01-26 |
| 3870. | Davelkling (davelkling) | 102.48 | 96% | 2025-02-24 |
| 3871. | Douglas (ossmando) | 102.48 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 3872. | Kevin (the_nigerian_prince) | 102.47 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 3873. | seasailor (seasailor) | 102.47 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 3874. | Erik (eriklvalentin) | 102.47 | 98% | 2026-04-20 |
| 3875. | Joshua (jspike397) | 102.47 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 3876. | Kenneth (smallquarks) | 102.45 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 3877. | Sai (saiganesh7) | 102.45 | 94% | 2015-05-01 |
| 3878. | januarius (januarius) | 102.43 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 3879. | Dan (danpan) | 102.43 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 3880. | mfjiae (dafishh46) | 102.42 | 98% | 2026-01-12 |
| 3881. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 102.42 | 98.1% | 2024-01-22 |
| 3882. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 102.42 | 97% | 2016-07-19 |
| 3883. | Edward (moshizie) | 102.41 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 3884. | M5 (mariahendrikx) | 102.40 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 3885. | Paul (pjr8) | 102.40 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 3886. | aaaa (guest77) | 102.39 | 94% | 2015-05-31 |
| 3887. | Ethan (ethaner63) | 102.38 | 98% | 2017-06-26 |
| 3888. | Lazy Dog (situation_abnormal) | 102.37 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 3889. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 102.37 | 98.3% | 2024-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |