The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11362. | :) (drewroen) | 86.46 | 94% | 2013-01-16 |
| 11363. | Derek (thenyaz) | 86.45 | 96.9% | 2023-09-26 |
| 11364. | Theodore (kyzerian) | 86.45 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 11365. | Mark (mlmcq99) | 86.45 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 11366. | Kaylee (kaycamper19) | 86.45 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 11367. | robbie (robbiemcfly) | 86.45 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 11368. | Sean (sbeamer) | 86.45 | 96% | 2014-10-31 |
| 11369. | Natte (nattel) | 86.45 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 11370. | dash (quoc_dat736) | 86.45 | 96% | 2016-06-11 |
| 11371. | Paulius (pauliokas) | 86.45 | 93% | 2013-09-26 |
| 11372. | Joseph (jwhee012) | 86.45 | 92% | 2012-08-30 |
| 11373. | ★ (eternalsoldier) | 86.45 | 94% | 2011-07-18 |
| 11374. | Christopher (morloff) | 86.44 | 96% | 2015-08-13 |
| 11375. | Taylor (violinbird) | 86.44 | 97% | 2011-05-29 |
| 11376. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 86.44 | 94% | 2017-02-03 |
| 11377. | Luke (lminosky) | 86.44 | 97% | 2014-03-23 |
| 11378. | Larry (wongster) | 86.43 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 11379. | BlindCide (blindcide) | 86.43 | 99% | 2020-05-30 |
| 11380. | cjdcoy (cjdcoy) | 86.43 | 97.9% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11381. | Roberto (ytryy) | 86.43 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 11382. | Noel (noeltoh98) | 86.43 | 85% | 2014-04-02 |
| 11383. | Kenneth (smallquarks) | 86.43 | 96.1% | 2021-02-17 |
| 11384. | Sam (sam77777) | 86.43 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 11385. | Luan (luan0763) | 86.43 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 11386. | Gabriel (gabmano) | 86.43 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 11387. | Bao (hoaibao_doo) | 86.42 | 96% | 2013-09-03 |
| 11388. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 86.42 | 99% | 2016-06-03 |
| 11389. | elliot (teapott) | 86.42 | 95% | 2015-01-24 |
| 11390. | Sebastian (spongesebastian) | 86.42 | 98% | 2011-08-10 |
| 11391. | aspirar (aspirar) | 86.41 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |