The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4461. | vikash (vkas990) | 57.94 | 89% | 2017-05-17 |
| 4462. | ahmed (machete_77) | 57.93 | 94% | 2023-08-23 |
| 4463. | Michael (kedalg) | 57.93 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 4464. | Juan María (bellpi) | 57.93 | 97% | 2012-01-30 |
| 4465. | sandeep (sandeep_5805952) | 57.93 | — | 2008-09-23 |
| 4466. | Trevor (mrunderdawg) | 57.92 | 93% | 2015-10-09 |
| 4467. | Minh (bladesong) | 57.92 | 92% | 2013-08-18 |
| 4468. | Andre Junior S (ajrs10) | 57.92 | 89% | 2016-04-15 |
| 4469. | Arijit (arijit_basu) | 57.92 | 97% | 2015-04-26 |
| 4470. | Carrie (carrie) | 57.91 | — | 2008-10-12 |
| 4471. | faisal (faysi) | 57.91 | 94% | 2011-07-26 |
| 4472. | xavier (razzmatazz) | 57.91 | 95% | 2016-07-30 |
| 4473. | James (poseidon354) | 57.91 | 96% | 2012-04-22 |
| 4474. | Aamir (aamirc) | 57.90 | 93% | 2014-10-20 |
| 4475. | avinash (avinash) | 57.90 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 4476. | Rohan (roankar) | 57.90 | 94% | 2014-03-22 |
| 4477. | PeriodicHAiL (periodichail) | 57.89 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 4478. | Bhushan (clicktobhushan) | 57.89 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 4479. | Chris (smallpeepee64) | 57.89 | 93.6% | 2021-02-20 |
| 4480. | hula (hula) | 57.89 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 4481. | Jojo (jo11arashi) | 57.89 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 4482. | Jan (janarnelli_cl) | 57.89 | 94% | 2014-09-05 |
| 4483. | Dracoburst (dracoburst) | 57.88 | 89% | 2016-10-19 |
| 4484. | Dhaliwal (vishaldhaliwal) | 57.88 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 4485. | Beto (betoracer) | 57.88 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 4486. | mujib (mogibm2007) | 57.88 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 4487. | Marilson (marilsongallo) | 57.88 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 4488. | john (john_p) | 57.88 | 93% | 2012-04-23 |
| 4489. | Diya (dmatulizo13) | 57.87 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 4490. | mj (dunnobru) | 57.87 | 95% | 2020-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |