I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15294. | weidel (weidel) | 71.01 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 15295. | Patrick (kingcupcake99) | 71.01 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 15296. | Kam (kamykaze) | 71.01 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 15297. | Akrish (akrish) | 71.01 | 95% | 2019-05-30 |
| 15298. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 71.01 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 15299. | Jello (foolishfacade) | 71.00 | 94% | 2020-06-12 |
| 15300. | Alex (bluebearthunder) | 71.00 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 15301. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (lastjoy) | 70.99 | 96% | 2017-10-09 |
| 15302. | João (queiroz0189) | 70.99 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 15303. | ShakenNotStirredMobile (sha... | 70.98 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 15304. | Wilson (force_of_will) | 70.98 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 15305. | Ukrainian (iamarab) | 70.98 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 15306. | Roi (sibo532) | 70.98 | 95% | 2021-06-19 |
| 15307. | xD trollers (xdtrollz) | 70.98 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 15308. | ben (bentypemaster) | 70.96 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 15309. | jek (jekkey) | 70.96 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
| 15310. | Robert (lowestlow) | 70.95 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 15311. | Krimmson (wrk4thjkr) | 70.95 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 15312. | Danya (danyamd) | 70.95 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 15313. | small (smalllittlesheep) | 70.95 | 96% | 2021-12-17 |
| 15314. | :o (jess_heart) | 70.95 | 95.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15315. | d'toe 😎😎😎😎 (det... | 70.93 | 92% | 2020-07-18 |
| 15316. | Marcus (majorpower01) | 70.93 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 15317. | kyle (bigtoerian) | 70.93 | 94% | 2020-03-29 |
| 15318. | Taylor (ilikepotatoez6969) | 70.93 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 15319. | JJ (peppermints) | 70.92 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
| 15320. | null (null_zjx) | 70.92 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 15321. | Angarollo (angarollo2000) | 70.91 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 15322. | KJM (exo_kjm) | 70.91 | 98% | 2021-02-20 |
| 15323. | Ghostwind (ghostwind) | 70.91 | 99% | 2023-10-24 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |