Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3228. | bigchungus (tranzfat) | 67.23 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 3229. | Anik Roy (anik_the_hunter) | 67.22 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 3230. | sang (shatoboar) | 67.21 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 3231. | Jayden (twoid) | 67.21 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 3232. | Ryan (deathman5056) | 67.19 | 94% | 2020-02-17 |
| 3233. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 67.19 | 95% | 2019-02-03 |
| 3234. | Ross (m0nday) | 67.18 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 3235. | jason (jcatiis) | 67.18 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 3236. | nani (typingfever) | 67.18 | 94% | 2019-08-20 |
| 3237. | Leah (lilybethlily) | 67.18 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 3238. | Deirdre (deirdrescan) | 67.17 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 3239. | Panda (pandajt) | 67.15 | 95% | 2021-08-04 |
| 3240. | Jude (philivey) | 67.14 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 3241. | TooTired (oturan11) | 67.13 | 94% | 2021-08-15 |
| 3242. | YubiKori (aintrisk) | 67.13 | 96% | 2019-09-13 |
| 3243. | Nikita (azeko) | 67.13 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 3244. | Lil (lilbig) | 67.12 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 3245. | Reis (ninjamaster60) | 67.12 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 3246. | Will (small_peepee) | 67.12 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 3247. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 67.11 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 3248. | Istana (przz3) | 67.10 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 3249. | ANUP (typekashyap) | 67.09 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3250. | Jochem (j0chem0o) | 67.07 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 3251. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 67.05 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 3252. | Mo (moedd) | 67.05 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 3253. | Thomas (thomas70) | 67.04 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3254. | Anthony (gosx) | 67.03 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3255. | vehement (amostvehementg) | 67.03 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 3256. | Bence (bszollosi) | 67.02 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 3257. | Kabir (chi_bear) | 67.02 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |