I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13276. | Veduv (jigachad) | 78.62 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 13277. | A (aarondhary) | 78.62 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 13278. | Erick (smittywerben) | 78.62 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 13279. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 78.62 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 13280. | Matt (mattdowning91) | 78.62 | 96.1% | 2023-07-17 |
| 13281. | Benji (alittka) | 78.62 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 13282. | Eugene (taiwansfinest) | 78.62 | 94% | 2023-05-07 |
| 13283. | Nate (mtnate13) | 78.61 | 95% | 2022-09-02 |
| 13284. | RY (ryanmononoke) | 78.61 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 13285. | Jung Donghee (jharata_king) | 78.60 | 97% | 2025-05-29 |
| 13286. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 78.60 | 96.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| 13287. | Kirin (arya_juniko) | 78.60 | 96.7% | 2023-09-18 |
| 13288. | Forehead (foreheadq) | 78.60 | 95% | 2021-10-30 |
| 13289. | Joseph (zingers) | 78.60 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 13290. | Ken (keni98) | 78.60 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 13291. | Robert (mrluigi123) | 78.60 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 13292. | Slyme (slymewb) | 78.59 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13293. | Chris (chriscole21) | 78.59 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 13294. | Cara (carasoup) | 78.59 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 13295. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 78.59 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 13296. | Shashank (shanky92) | 78.59 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
| 13297. | Gon (frixgon) | 78.59 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 13298. | Topre (glados) | 78.59 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 13299. | Ceiba (convenientalbatross) | 78.58 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 13300. | zensei (_zensei_) | 78.58 | 95% | 2022-10-02 |
| 13301. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 13302. | Ronald (ron777) | 78.58 | 98% | 2018-05-26 |
| 13303. | shui (sammi76) | 78.58 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 13304. | Morp (8211morp) | 78.57 | 94.8% | 2024-06-21 |
| 13305. | Paul (unafirwa) | 78.57 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |