I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4422. | Upendi (upendi) | 104.20 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
| 4423. | sparcasm (sparcasm) | 104.20 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 4424. | Caleb (calebx) | 104.19 | 97.4% | 2024-06-07 |
| 4425. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 104.19 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 4426. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 104.19 | 98% | 2024-08-06 |
| 4427. | wurlue (wurlue) | 104.18 | 97.9% | 2024-09-02 |
| 4428. | silky (silky_dvorak) | 104.18 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 4429. | Ivan (ipenipent) | 104.18 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 4430. | Ruaidhrí (ruaidhri0403) | 104.17 | 98.3% | 2024-09-25 |
| 4431. | Rane (rtzeng001) | 104.17 | 98% | 2023-11-21 |
| 4432. | dsop (dsop) | 104.16 | 87% | 2017-04-05 |
| 4433. | akira (ssayat) | 104.14 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
| 4434. | Hue3 (huethree) | 104.13 | 98% | 2024-11-25 |
| 4435. | Sky (lanprodn41) | 104.13 | 97.2% | 2024-07-11 |
| 4436. | Tin (rubenboss) | 104.13 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 4437. | Andrew (superaz2001) | 104.13 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4438. | Slurpppp (slurpppp) | 104.12 | 97.7% | 2025-02-12 |
| 4439. | Tim (timaty) | 104.11 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 4440. | Amit (amiteshore) | 104.11 | 98.7% | 2023-10-29 |
| 4441. | haniel monki (ivious) | 104.10 | 97.1% | 2024-07-06 |
| 4442. | JGB 🇭🇹 (jgb000) | 104.09 | 97.5% | 2024-10-23 |
| 4443. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 104.09 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 4444. | Kerala (qualitystuff) | 104.09 | 97.7% | 2021-02-26 |
| 4445. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 104.08 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 4446. | Lily (b00mer7) | 104.08 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 4447. | ethan (chorboe) | 104.08 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 4448. | mine (minepikaczu2) | 104.07 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
| 4449. | havic (havic9) | 104.07 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 4450. | Grace (_graceli) | 104.06 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 4451. | Jerry (jerryr5279) | 104.05 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |