As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12790. | Preticle (preticle) | 77.37 | 95% | 2019-05-31 |
| 12791. | Justin (jmgrim16) | 77.36 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 12792. | Emma (hrim702) | 77.36 | 94% | 2015-06-27 |
| 12793. | William (not_your_username) | 77.36 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 12794. | Lil (reallilwayne) | 77.36 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 12795. | Aron (aronzombie10) | 77.35 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 12796. | KnightWithSword (mishras839... | 77.35 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 12797. | binarymind (binarymind) | 77.35 | 99% | 2022-03-02 |
| 12798. | Adam (shamrokh) | 77.35 | 94% | 2015-04-13 |
| 12799. | Sun (melliw) | 77.34 | 97% | 2015-12-13 |
| 12800. | tstats[cartax] (cartax) | 77.34 | 96.8% | 2025-05-04 |
| 12801. | WhaLeS (_whal3s) | 77.34 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 12802. | (๑•﹏•)⋆* ⁑⋆* ... | 77.34 | 99% | 2021-11-24 |
| 12803. | Brandon (deathdealer4) | 77.34 | 91% | 2016-01-23 |
| 12804. | Hieu (larhral) | 77.34 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 12805. | Rovin (grimmy) | 77.34 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 12806. | SRatliff (sratliffchs) | 77.33 | 99% | 2024-04-30 |
| 12807. | Axel (zedronar) | 77.33 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
| 12808. | Ranch (nge_ranch) | 77.33 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 12809. | Barbora (laxysis) | 77.33 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
| 12810. | Slugmaster (slugmaster) | 77.33 | 95% | 2016-09-20 |
| 12811. | Mikey (xhadoken) | 77.32 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
| 12812. | Jeon (owokunn) | 77.32 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 12813. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 77.32 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 12814. | Alexander (jopler) | 77.32 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 12815. | stop quitting (phrosnite) | 77.32 | 96% | 2016-06-29 |
| 12816. | Memo (memo58) | 77.32 | 99% | 2018-08-03 |
| 12817. | Krishen (krishenn) | 77.31 | 97.7% | 2023-06-23 |
| 12818. | kern (wroetoshaw) | 77.31 | 96% | 2019-07-20 |
| 12819. | chaiteea (chaiteeaa) | 77.31 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |