The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7569. | Nic (_nic_) | 94.73 | 92% | 2016-08-19 |
| 7570. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 94.73 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 7571. | Jamie (lacomtesse) | 94.73 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 7572. | Brandon (muffinmcfluffin) | 94.72 | 95% | 2012-12-17 |
| 7573. | Simon (archdragon245) | 94.71 | 94% | 2014-02-03 |
| 7574. | tony (tonyliu) | 94.71 | 96% | 2015-02-16 |
| 7575. | danymanny (danymanny) | 94.71 | 98.6% | 2023-10-20 |
| 7576. | Kenneth Rey (kennethdimaano... | 94.71 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 7577. | Albers (albersuzilad) | 94.71 | 96% | 2012-10-26 |
| 7578. | Diwangkoro (serperone) | 94.71 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
| 7579. | Justin (justinjd) | 94.71 | 95% | 2011-06-02 |
| 7580. | Fyreball12 (bilzzard15) | 94.71 | 97% | 2017-06-26 |
| 7581. | Jordan (jnraine) | 94.69 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 7582. | J (pjonathan) | 94.69 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 7583. | Bryan (mythaus) | 94.69 | 96% | 2016-09-14 |
| 7584. | Ben (baou) | 94.68 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 7585. | Garrett (hiway) | 94.67 | 94% | 2013-04-24 |
| 7586. | Monica (ricefun) | 94.67 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 7587. | Dean (syke24) | 94.67 | 99% | 2015-03-30 |
| 7588. | FREE PALESTINE (junaidbaloch) | 94.67 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 7589. | Slugmaster (slugmaster) | 94.67 | 98% | 2016-10-14 |
| 7590. | Tyler (tylermcintyler) | 94.67 | 99% | 2018-01-23 |
| 7591. | Irrestructable (limjacky) | 94.67 | 97% | 2016-04-16 |
| 7592. | Gegug (gegug) | 94.66 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 7593. | Nathan (nathn0_0) | 94.66 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
| 7594. | Mathew (unpricedfrog870) | 94.66 | 97.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 7595. | Grandpa (thedengue) | 94.65 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 7596. | jason (grino) | 94.64 | 95% | 2016-01-08 |
| 7597. | sefowey (sefowey) | 94.64 | 99% | 2023-04-26 |
| 7598. | D (testudo) | 94.64 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |