And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17076. | saxum (saxum) | 84.06 | 96% | 2016-08-31 |
| 17077. | no17436 (no17436) | 84.06 | 95% | 2016-01-03 |
| 17078. | LenY (lenyx24) | 84.05 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 17079. | The Hunter (the_hunter_) | 84.05 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 17080. | Johny (johnyt) | 84.05 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 17081. | Mac (burner22) | 84.05 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 17082. | iSyqozz512 (isyqozz512) | 84.05 | 97.7% | 2023-10-21 |
| 17083. | Andreas (addekallstrom) | 84.05 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
| 17084. | Hamada (hamadasalhab) | 84.04 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 17085. | dan (danb0ts) | 84.04 | 94% | 2017-02-22 |
| 17086. | Daniel (dbillett1) | 84.04 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 17087. | Colemakn00b (colemakn00b) | 84.04 | 98% | 2012-09-13 |
| 17088. | burro (banton) | 84.04 | 94% | 2012-09-10 |
| 17089. | shouldBeStudying (wolfrem) | 84.03 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 17090. | Kai (gigadelic) | 84.03 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 17091. | xXBeyBladeMasterXx (xxbeybl... | 84.03 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 17092. | soul (spark1203) | 84.02 | 94% | 2021-07-03 |
| 17093. | DOUi (do_ui) | 84.02 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 17094. | Albert (bikertoad) | 84.02 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 17095. | Samuel (thaminipro) | 84.02 | 90% | 2015-12-03 |
| 17096. | Slugmaster (slugmaster) | 84.02 | 99% | 2016-03-27 |
| 17097. | Harts (hartsrock) | 84.01 | 95% | 2017-03-31 |
| 17098. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 84.01 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 17099. | Aidan (aidanb) | 84.01 | 91% | 2017-01-23 |
| 17100. | Bobbit (firefighterbobbit) | 84.01 | 97% | 2012-05-23 |
| 17101. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 84.01 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 17102. | Eddie (caspr333) | 84.01 | 97.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17103. | Dan (tf2dan) | 84.01 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
| 17104. | Alisher (saegl) | 84.00 | 98.1% | 2023-05-29 |
| 17105. | Gage (gagedorl) | 84.00 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |