Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2400. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 75.71 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 2401. | twitch.tv/snipezthrice (sni... | 75.70 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 2402. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 75.69 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
| 2403. | Edward (edward54321) | 75.69 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2404. | Mitch (condos) | 75.69 | 94% | 2018-02-19 |
| 2405. | The Long Road™ (lurigetsg... | 75.69 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 2406. | Okayish (crappytyper) | 75.68 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 2407. | Clarb (clarb) | 75.67 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
| 2408. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 75.67 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
| 2409. | Shelster (shelster999) | 75.66 | 96% | 2018-12-07 |
| 2410. | Marcus (shock598x) | 75.66 | 96% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2411. | Thomas (thomasw7) | 75.66 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 2412. | Andre (slup) | 75.66 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 2413. | Ryan (ryan725) | 75.66 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 2414. | John (high_def) | 75.65 | 95% | 2020-01-20 |
| 2415. | Jack (jackrwoods) | 75.65 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 2416. | Adam (ayitsme) | 75.64 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
| 2417. | Michael (michaellco) | 75.64 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 2418. | Marko (sluggm) | 75.64 | 95% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2419. | bob (sean1188210) | 75.63 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 2420. | muffin (me3rhymes) | 75.62 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2421. | thax (argothian) | 75.62 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 2422. | Tousif (tousif_the_master) | 75.62 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 2423. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 75.59 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 2424. | annmayn (annmayn) | 75.58 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2425. | krabbos (krabbos) | 75.58 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 2426. | Cqld (cqld) | 75.57 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 2427. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 75.57 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 2428. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 75.57 | 99% | 2019-08-07 |
| 2429. | mijac (mijac) | 75.55 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |