The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25419. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 63.11 | 96% | 2019-01-06 |
| 25420. | Daniel (danmar) | 63.11 | 97% | 2013-02-18 |
| 25421. | HARI (hariagra) | 63.11 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 25422. | vishal (arora.v.vishal03@gm... | 63.11 | 91% | 2014-10-03 |
| 25423. | dotMPEG (tsirotinsky) | 63.10 | 94% | 2013-07-11 |
| 25424. | Prof (profklapz) | 63.10 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 25425. | Madiyor (madiyor) | 63.10 | 96% | 2022-05-22 |
| 25426. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 63.10 | 97.5% | 2023-08-19 |
| 25427. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 63.10 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 25428. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 63.10 | 91% | 2017-04-01 |
| 25429. | Mại (mailinh) | 63.10 | 98% | 2013-10-25 |
| 25430. | hiTman (ubiubi) | 63.09 | 94% | 2012-11-29 |
| 25431. | Lizzi (aalizzi) | 63.09 | 95% | 2022-09-13 |
| 25432. | Luc (luc_kugler) | 63.09 | 97% | 2022-08-27 |
| 25433. | Harry (pandasboob) | 63.09 | 94% | 2017-10-21 |
| 25434. | ariel (arielhsu2011) | 63.09 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 25435. | Radriar (slowtype_e) | 63.08 | 95% | 2022-01-19 |
| 25436. | PB (yukiiiipboy) | 63.08 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 25437. | Aaron (aaronlandau) | 63.08 | 96% | 2020-09-07 |
| 25438. | Haider (haider_ali) | 63.08 | 92% | 2013-01-23 |
| 25439. | David (kingdavidq) | 63.07 | 96% | 2018-11-18 |
| 25440. | csirke (maxicsirke) | 63.07 | 91% | 2017-01-03 |
| 25441. | Noah (ausnoa) | 63.06 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 25442. | Lia (liadali_79) | 63.06 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
| 25443. | Neel (jydoenwat) | 63.06 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 25444. | Michael (hulkmagnet) | 63.06 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 25445. | Johan (rocketengine) | 63.06 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 25446. | fer (donandugan13) | 63.06 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 25447. | Drew (dmart) | 63.06 | 90% | 2014-04-22 |
| 25448. | Sơn (sonbabys) | 63.06 | 98% | 2012-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |