So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19329. | Mike (merc896) | 69.35 | 91% | 2014-09-04 |
| 19330. | Alex (darkex) | 69.34 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 19331. | Cody (thoutravesty) | 69.34 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
| 19332. | immorstrap (anmolrai853) | 69.34 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 19333. | Karol (adobonimama) | 69.34 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 19334. | epicgamer412 (epicgamer412) | 69.34 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 19335. | Viktor (izeen) | 69.34 | 86% | 2013-03-23 |
| 19336. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 69.34 | 96% | 2018-07-14 |
| 19337. | Alex (unworldlyfoot) | 69.34 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 19338. | sxetikos (sxetikos) | 69.34 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 19339. | Ali (afregistry) | 69.34 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 19340. | Bhushan (_not_a_typist) | 69.33 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
| 19341. | Steven (steveyb08) | 69.33 | 97% | 2014-02-28 |
| 19342. | Soumyajit (uchihablood) | 69.33 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 19343. | Eiv (mechiguy) | 69.33 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
| 19344. | ganesa (ganesamurthy) | 69.33 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 19345. | Sef (slowmodead) | 69.32 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 19346. | Scott (scottrookie) | 69.32 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 19347. | Keingar (keingar) | 69.32 | 94% | 2023-04-02 |
| 19348. | togood4u (eatmydustlol) | 69.32 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
| 19349. | giul1o (giul1o) | 69.32 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 19350. | Mark (markdane22) | 69.32 | 96% | 2017-08-18 |
| 19351. | Siddhanathan (siddhanathan) | 69.32 | 90% | 2014-11-23 |
| 19352. | Wasil (wasil3081) | 69.32 | 89% | 2016-12-05 |
| 19353. | Harvey (harvey123) | 69.32 | — | 2009-12-30 |
| 19354. | Prashanth (basketballbomb) | 69.32 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 19355. | Cookrieme (lonarexiz) | 69.31 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 19356. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 69.31 | 94% | 2022-12-28 |
| 19357. | WillyWonka (willy_wonka56) | 69.31 | 95% | 2022-11-30 |
| 19358. | Perpetua (pepsy1828) | 69.31 | 96.7% | 2021-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |